Bakers Dozen

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
  6. Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
  6. Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
  7. Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
  6. Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
  7. Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
  8. When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
  6. Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
  7. Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
  8. When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
  9. Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
  6. Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
  7. Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
  8. When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
  9. Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
  10. You can’t renew your drivers license at the last minute. DMV closed.

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
  6. Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
  7. Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
  8. When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
  9. Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
  10. You can’t renew your drivers license at the last minute. DMV closed.
  11. People tell you that they’re sorry for you for having that birthday

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
  6. Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
  7. Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
  8. When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
  9. Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
  10. You can’t renew your drivers license at the last minute. DMV closed.
  11. People tell you that they’re sorry for you for having that birthday
  12. Your mom says “You were the best Christmas present of all!” every damn year

Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:

  1. People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
  2. You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
  3. No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
  4. When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
  5. The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
  6. Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
  7. Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
  8. When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
  9. Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
  10. You can’t renew your drivers license at the last minute. DMV closed.
  11. People tell you that they’re sorry for you for having that birthday
  12. Your mom says “You were the best Christmas present of all!” every damn year
  13. You get Christmas cards instead of birthday cards

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Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”

Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”
  2. Blue Christmas

Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”
  2. Blue Christmas
  3. Claus, Santa

Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas, Hanukkah or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”
  2. Blue Christmas
  3. Claus, Santa
  4. Dreidel Song

Note the edited category, I wanted to add Hanukkah originally but missed the edit window a while ago

Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas, Hanukkah or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”
  2. Blue Christmas
  3. Claus, Santa
  4. Dreidel Song
  5. “Es Ist Ein Ros’ Ensprungen”

Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas, Hanukkah or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”
  2. Blue Christmas
  3. Claus, Santa
  4. Dreidel Song
  5. “Es Ist Ein Ros’ Ensprungen”
  6. First Noel

Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas, Hanukkah or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”
  2. Blue Christmas
  3. Claus, Santa
  4. Dreidel Song
  5. “Es Ist Ein Ros’ Ensprungen”
  6. First Noel
  7. Grinch, The

Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas, Hanukkah or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”
  2. Blue Christmas
  3. Claus, Santa
  4. Dreidel Song
  5. “Es Ist Ein Ros’ Ensprungen”
  6. First Noel
  7. Grinch, The
  8. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas

Alphabet for the season: A through M, Christmas, Hanukkah or holiday songs, people or objects

  1. “Angels we have heard on high”
  2. Blue Christmas
  3. Claus, Santa
  4. Dreidel Song
  5. “Es Ist Ein Ros’ Ensprungen”
  6. First Noel
  7. Grinch, The
  8. Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas
  9. I Don’t Remember Christmas (or In The Bleak Midwinter for all you purists)