Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
You can’t renew your drivers license at the last minute. DMV closed.
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
You can’t renew your drivers license at the last minute. DMV closed.
People tell you that they’re sorry for you for having that birthday
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
You can’t renew your drivers license at the last minute. DMV closed.
People tell you that they’re sorry for you for having that birthday
Your mom says “You were the best Christmas present of all!” every damn year
Self-pity time: The miseries of a December 25th Birthday:
People avoid you on your B-day, then regift you with Xmas crap they got and don’t want
You get to hear the “Who do you think you are, Jesus?” joke over and over.
No one wants to sing “Happy Birthday” - they want to sing Christmas carols
When you tell people your birth date, they say “You were born on Christmas.” My standard reply is “You know, that’s never been pointed out to me before.”
The Savior of All Mankind gets all the attention
Tough to schedule a birthday party anywhere close to the actual date
Your birthday cake is… fruitcake.
When you’re also Jehovah’s Witness so you’re getting ignored twice on the same day.
Your presents are never wrapped in normal wrapping paper.
You can’t renew your drivers license at the last minute. DMV closed.
People tell you that they’re sorry for you for having that birthday
Your mom says “You were the best Christmas present of all!” every damn year