Bakers Dozen

A feature that every future vehicle I own will have

  1. Four wheel drive
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Manual transmission
  4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat
  5. Audio controls on the steering wheel
  6. Backup camera

A feature that every future vehicle I own will have

  1. Four wheel drive
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Manual transmission
  4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat
  5. Audio controls on the steering wheel
  6. Backup camera
  7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police.

A feature that every future vehicle I own will have

  1. Four wheel drive
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Manual transmission
  4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat
  5. Audio controls on the steering wheel
  6. Backup camera
  7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police.
  8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted

A feature that every future vehicle I own will have

  1. Four wheel drive
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Manual transmission
  4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat
  5. Audio controls on the steering wheel
  6. Backup camera
  7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police.
  8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted
  9. Remote start

A feature that every future vehicle I own will have

  1. Four wheel drive
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Manual transmission
  4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat
  5. Audio controls on the steering wheel
  6. Backup camera
  7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police.
  8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted
  9. Remote start
  10. Snow tires

A feature that every future vehicle I own will have

  1. Four wheel drive
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Manual transmission
  4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat
  5. Audio controls on the steering wheel
  6. Backup camera
  7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police.
  8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted
  9. Remote start
  10. Snow tires
  11. CD player

A feature that every future vehicle I own will have

  1. Four wheel drive
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Manual transmission
  4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat
  5. Audio controls on the steering wheel
  6. Backup camera
  7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police.
  8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted
  9. Remote start
  10. Snow tires
  11. CD player
  12. A spare tire
    I had the run flat tires on my last car and they were as big of a pain in the ass as a spare tire.

A feature that every future vehicle I own will have

  1. Four wheel drive
  2. Bluetooth
  3. Manual transmission
  4. Leggy supermodel in the passenger seat
  5. Audio controls on the steering wheel
  6. Backup camera
  7. A direct link to your dossier at the NSA and local police.
  8. Satellite radio - I’m addicted
  9. Remote start
  10. Snow tires
  11. CD player
  12. A spare tire
  13. A fob

Next up:

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.
  6. Nice shot FB-1131!

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.
  6. Nice shot FB-1131!
  7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore.

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.
  6. Nice shot FB-1131!
  7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore.
  8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels?

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.
  6. Nice shot FB-1131!
  7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore.
  8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels?
  9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?"

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.
  6. Nice shot FB-1131!
  7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore.
  8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels?
  9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?"
  10. Mesa have a dream.

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.
  6. Nice shot FB-1131!
  7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore.
  8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels?
  9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?"
  10. Mesa have a dream.
  11. The Force will be with you… sporadically.

Lines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.
  6. Nice shot FB-1131!
  7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore.
  8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels?
  9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?"
  10. Mesa have a dream.
  11. The Force will be with you… sporadically.
  12. Hell yes we’re the droids you’re looking for.

You saw #4, right, Personal?