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GymLines you never hear in STAR WARS movies

  1. Uh-oh, this panel that can disable or control an elaborate system of utmost importance to the Empire requires a username and password.
  2. Not working? Try turning it off and on again.
  3. I have a good feeling about this.
  4. Why yes, in fact these are the exact droids you’re looking for.
  5. Warp drive? Warp speed? Nah…let’s just take it slow.
  6. Nice shot FB-1131!
  7. Thank God Lucas isn’t writing our dialogue anymore.
  8. Mos Eisley, eh? Where’s the brothels?
  9. Say, Lord Vader, is your, um, thingy mechanical? You know, like, is your pecker real or did Obi-Wan chop that off too?"
  10. Mesa have a dream.
  11. The Force will be with you… sporadically.
  12. Hell yes we’re the droids you’re looking for.
  13. “Why CAN’T I use Jedi mind tricks on hot girls at the cantina?”

Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
  6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
  6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground
  7. Spike, the acid reindeer
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<smack> Nope!

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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
  6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground
  7. Spike, the acid reindeer
  8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
  6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground
  7. Spike, the acid reindeer
  8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer
  9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
  6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground
  7. Spike, the acid reindeer
  8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer
  9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer
  10. Donald, the odd-haired reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
  6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground
  7. Spike, the acid reindeer
  8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer
  9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer
  10. Donald, the off haired reindeer
  11. Frothy, the rabid reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
  6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground
  7. Spike, the acid reindeer
  8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer
  9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer
  10. Donald, the off haired reindeer
  11. Frothy, the rabid reindeer
  12. Randy, the horny reindeer
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Reindeer Who Missed the Cut for Santa’s Team

  1. Adolph, the brown-shirted reindeer
  2. Depends, the incontinent reindeer
  3. Orville, the orphan musk ox adopted by the reindeer family
  4. Olive, the other reindeer
  5. Cocacola, the product placement reindeer
  6. Fatso, who’s so heavy he can’t get off the ground
  7. Spike, the acid reindeer
  8. Fritzen, the hollow Swiss chocolate reindeer
  9. Christie, the brown-nosed reindeer
  10. Donald, the odd-haired reindeer
  11. Frothy, the rabid reindeer
  12. Randy, the horny reindeer
  13. Khalid, the jihadist reindeer

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Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
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Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
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Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
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Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
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Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
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Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
  6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents
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Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
  6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents
  7. A time bomb, counting down