Bakers Dozen

Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
  6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents
  7. A time bomb, counting down
  8. A pony

Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
  6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents
  7. A time bomb, counting down
  8. A pony
  9. Three French hens

Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
  6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents
  7. A time bomb, counting down
  8. A pony
  9. Three French hens
  10. A reindeer with a broken ankle, who’d been put out of his misery

Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
  6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents
  7. A time bomb, counting down
  8. A pony
  9. Three French hens
  10. A reindeer with a broken ankle, who’d been put out of his misery
  11. Donald Trump (with or without pants)

Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
  6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents
  7. A time bomb, counting down
  8. A pony
  9. Three French hens
  10. A reindeer with a broken ankle, who’d been put out of his misery
  11. Donald Trump (with or without pants)
  12. Mommy kissing Santa Claus

Things you really don’t want to find under the tree on Christmas morning

  1. Santa, passed out, reeking and pantsless
  2. Cat vomit, containing pieces of candy cane
  3. Dung, from any species
  4. Ants, marching to a package that looks like chocolates.
  5. Nothing
  6. My sleeping dog, surrounded by torn-up presents
  7. A time bomb, counting down
  8. A pony
  9. Three French hens
  10. A reindeer with a broken ankle, who’d been put out of his misery
  11. Donald Trump (with or without pants)
  12. Mommy kissing Santa Claus
  13. A rabid goat

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man
  7. Million Dollar Baby

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man
  7. Million Dollar Baby
  8. Boxing Helena

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man
  7. Million Dollar Baby
  8. Boxing Helena
  9. Cube

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man
  7. Million Dollar Baby
  8. Boxing Helena
  9. Cube
  10. Champion

Kirk Douglas in his breakout role.

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man
  7. Million Dollar Baby
  8. Boxing Helena
  9. Cube
  10. Champion
  11. Hellraiser

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man
  7. Million Dollar Baby
  8. Boxing Helena
  9. Cube
  10. Champion
  11. Hellraiser
  12. Se7en

:: shudder ::

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man
  7. Million Dollar Baby
  8. Boxing Helena
  9. Cube
  10. Champion
  11. Hellraiser
  12. Somebody Up There Likes Me

For Boxing Day, movies about either boxing or boxes

  1. Rocky (includes all sequels in which Stallone plays the main character)
  2. No Country for Old Men
  3. Boxtrolls
  4. The Wrong Box
  5. Raging Bull
  6. Cinderella Man
  7. Million Dollar Baby
  8. Boxing Helena
  9. Cube
  10. Champion
  11. Hellraiser
  12. Se7en
  13. Somebody Up There Likes Me

Fixed. Quiltguy, you’re up.

Next: Movies/TV shows that feature the New Year’s Eve countdown

  1. When Harry Met Sally.

“What does this song mean? My whole life, I don’t know what this song means.”