Bakers Dozen

Substitute the word ‘ass’ for the word ‘heart’ in a well known song title or lyric.

  1. I Left My Ass in San Francisco (Tony Bennett)
  2. Ass Of My Ass (The Four Aces)
  3. Piece of my ass (Janis Joplin)
  4. You gotta have ass (Eddie Fisher, from Damn Yankees)
  5. Total Eclipse of the Ass (Bonnie Tyler)
  6. Cross My Ass (Bruce Springsteen)
  7. Assbreaker (Grand Funk Railroad, Pat Benatar, Mariah Carey, et al.)
  8. Ass Of Glass (Blondie)
  9. Wooden Ass (Fred Wise, Bert Kaempfert, Elvis Presley)
  10. Brokenassed (Karmin)
  11. Don’t Phunk With My Ass (Black Eyed Peas)

Substitute the word ‘ass’ for the word ‘heart’ in a well known song title or lyric.

  1. I Left My Ass in San Francisco (Tony Bennett)
  2. Ass Of My Ass (The Four Aces)
  3. Piece of my ass (Janis Joplin)
  4. You gotta have ass (Eddie Fisher, from Damn Yankees)
  5. Total Eclipse of the Ass (Bonnie Tyler)
  6. Cross My Ass (Bruce Springsteen)
  7. Assbreaker (Grand Funk Railroad, Pat Benatar, Mariah Carey, et al.)
  8. Ass Of Glass (Blondie)
  9. Wooden Ass (Fred Wise, Bert Kaempfert, Elvis Presley)
  10. Brokenassed (Karmin)
  11. Don’t Phunk With My Ass (Black Eyed Peas)
  12. Be Careful, It’s My Ass (Bing Crosby, in Holiday Inn)

Substitute the word ‘ass’ for the word ‘heart’ in a well known song title or lyric.

  1. I Left My Ass in San Francisco (Tony Bennett)
  2. Ass Of My Ass (The Four Aces)
  3. Piece of my ass (Janis Joplin)
  4. You gotta have ass (Eddie Fisher, from Damn Yankees)
  5. Total Eclipse of the Ass (Bonnie Tyler)
  6. Cross My Ass (Bruce Springsteen)
  7. Assbreaker (Grand Funk Railroad, Pat Benatar, Mariah Carey, et al.)
  8. Ass Of Glass (Blondie)
  9. Wooden Ass (Fred Wise, Bert Kaempfert, Elvis Presley)
  10. Brokenassed (Karmin)
  11. Don’t Phunk With My Ass (Black Eyed Peas)
  12. Be Careful, It’s My Ass (Bing Crosby, in Holiday Inn)
  13. Ass of Gold (Neil Young)

Next:

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Muskrat Bacon (America)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)
  5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)
  5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack)
  6. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)
  5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack)
  6. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis)
  7. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)
  5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack)
  6. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis)
  7. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner)
  8. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)
  5. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack)
  6. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis)
  7. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner)
  8. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music)
  9. A Big Hunk o’ Bacon (Elvis)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)
  5. Muskrat Bacon (America)
  6. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack)
  7. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis)
  8. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner)
  9. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music)
  10. A Big Hunk o’ Bacon (Elvis)
  11. You Got it Albaconr Him (The Jets)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)
  5. Muskrat Bacon (America)
  6. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack)
  7. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis)
  8. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner)
  9. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music)
  10. A Big Hunk o’ Bacon (Elvis)
  11. You Got it Albaconr Him (The Jets)
  12. Bacon Makes the World Go Round (from Cabaret)

Same concept, but substitute the word ‘bacon’ for ‘love’.

  1. All You Need Is Bacon (Beatles)
  2. I bacon how you bacon me (Bobby Vinton)
  3. You Give Bacon a Bad Name (Bon Jovi)
  4. Can You Feel the Bacon Tonight? (Elton John)
  5. Muskrat Bacon (America)
  6. Feel Like Making Bacon (Robeta Flack)
  7. Somewhere, My Bacon (Connie Francis)
  8. I Wanna Know What Bacon Is (Foreigner)
  9. Bacon is the Drug (Roxy Music)
  10. A Big Hunk o’ Bacon (Elvis)
  11. You Got it Albaconr Him (The Jets)
  12. Bacon Makes the World Go Round (from Cabaret)
  13. Can’t Help Falling in Bacon (Elvis)

New category

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
  6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business

Off topic: “Year of the Cat”: Hilarious!