Bakers Dozen

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
  6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
  7. Year of the Lemming: follows the herd

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
  6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
  7. Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
  8. Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
  6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
  7. Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
  8. Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
  9. Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
  6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
  7. Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
  8. Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
  9. Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
  10. Year of the Soft Kitty: Soft, warm, little, ballsy, furry, happy, sleepy and purrs in triplicate.

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
  6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
  7. Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
  8. Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
  9. Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
  10. Year of the Soft Kitty: Soft, warm, little, ballsy, furry, happy, sleepy and purrs in triplicate
  11. Year of the Jack Russell: Happy, hyper, no impulse control, and great in bed (in that it cuddles like nobody’s business)

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
  6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
  7. Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
  8. Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
  9. Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
  10. Year of the Soft Kitty: Soft, warm, little, ballsy, furry, happy, sleepy and purrs in triplicate
  11. Year of the Jack Russell: Happy, hyper, no impulse control, and great in bed (in that it cuddles like nobody’s business)
  12. Year of the Cuckoo: It must be this year, but hopefully not next year too–but it may be, with those cuckoos you can’t tell!

Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year

  1. Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
  2. Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
  3. Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
  4. Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
  5. Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
  6. Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
  7. Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
  8. Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
  9. Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
  10. Year of the Soft Kitty: Soft, warm, little, ballsy, furry, happy, sleepy and purrs in triplicate
  11. Year of the Jack Russell: Happy, hyper, no impulse control, and great in bed (in that it cuddles like nobody’s business)
  12. Year of the Cuckoo: It must be this year, but hopefully not next year too–but it may be, with those cuckoos you can’t tell!
  13. Year of the Guinea Pig: all eating, all the time, occasional chirping, no personality and no expectations

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New! Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show
  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show
  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart
  6. Ed O’Neill - Married With Children, Modern Family

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show
  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart
  6. Ed O’Neill - Married With Children, Modern Family
  7. James Spader - Boston Legal, The Blacklist

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show
  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart
  6. Ed O’Neill - Married With Children, Modern Family
  7. James Spader - Boston Legal, The Blacklist
  8. Larry Hagman - I Dream of Jeannie, Dallas

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show
  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart
  6. Ed O’Neill - Married With Children, Modern Family
  7. James Spader - Boston Legal, The Blacklist
  8. Larry Hagman - I Dream of Jeannie, Dallas
  9. David Hasselhoff - Knight Rider, Baywatch

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show
  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart
  6. Ed O’Neill - Married With Children, Modern Family
  7. James Spader - Boston Legal, The Blacklist
  8. Larry Hagman - I Dream of Jeannie, Dallas
  9. David Hasselhoff - Knight Rider, Baywatch
  10. Richard Dean Anderson - MacGyver, Stargate SG-1

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show
  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart
  6. Ed O’Neill - Married With Children, Modern Family
  7. James Spader - Boston Legal, The Blacklist
  8. Larry Hagman - I Dream of Jeannie, Dallas
  9. David Hasselhoff - Knight Rider, Baywatch
  10. Richard Dean Anderson - MacGyver, Stargate SG-1
  11. William Shatner - Star Trek, T.J. Hooker

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show
  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie
  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs
  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show
  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart
  6. Ed O’Neill - Married With Children, Modern Family
  7. James Spader - Boston Legal, The Blacklist
  8. Larry Hagman - I Dream of Jeannie, Dallas
  9. David Hasselhoff - Knight Rider, Baywatch
  10. Richard Dean Anderson - MacGyver, Stargate SG-1
  11. Liz Sheriden - Alf, Seinfeld

Actors who have had at least two successful TV series.

  1. Mary Tyler Moore - The Dick van Dyke Show, The Mary Tyler Moore Show

  2. Michael Landon - Bonanza, Little House on the Prairie

  3. Judd Hirsch - Taxi, Dear John, Numb3rs

  4. John Larroquette - Night Court , The John Larroquette Show

  5. Bob Newhart - The Bob Newhart Show, Newhart

  6. Ed O’Neill - Married With Children, Modern Family

  7. James Spader - Boston Legal, The Blacklist

  8. Larry Hagman - I Dream of Jeannie, Dallas

  9. David Hasselhoff - Knight Rider, Baywatch

  10. Richard Dean Anderson - MacGyver, Stargate SG-1

  11. William Shatner - Star Trek, T.J. Hooker

  12. Liz Sheriden - Alf, Seinfeld

  13. Robert Guillaume - Soap, Benson
    For Groundhog Day: odd, interesting or memorable rodent names

  14. whistle-pig (a regional name for groundhog)