Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year
Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year
Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year
Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year
Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
Year of the Soft Kitty: Soft, warm, little, ballsy, furry, happy, sleepy and purrs in triplicate.
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year
Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
Year of the Soft Kitty: Soft, warm, little, ballsy, furry, happy, sleepy and purrs in triplicate
Year of the Jack Russell: Happy, hyper, no impulse control, and great in bed (in that it cuddles like nobody’s business)
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year
Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
Year of the Soft Kitty: Soft, warm, little, ballsy, furry, happy, sleepy and purrs in triplicate
Year of the Jack Russell: Happy, hyper, no impulse control, and great in bed (in that it cuddles like nobody’s business)
Year of the Cuckoo: It must be this year, but hopefully not next year too–but it may be, with those cuckoos you can’t tell!
Happy Chinese New Year! Those born in this Year of the Fire Rooster are supposedly trustworthy and responsible.
Let’s write our own animal zodiac cycle, with qualities for those born in that year
Year of the sand Ostrich: good at hiding from reality
Year of the Brown-headed Cowbird: Mates up for life with a sweetie, leaves the eggs in another bird’s nest to raise for them, and flies off across the prairies following the buffalo herds.
Year of the Norwegian Blue Parrot: It’s bleedin’ demised!
Year of the Praying Mantis: Sexual cannibalism.
Year of the Cat: Loses ticket and has to stay on.
Year of the Aardvark: Sticks nose into other people’s business
Year of the Lemming: follows the herd
Year of the Mockingbird: Imitates others well and cannot be killed.
Year of the Marmoset: Perches permanently atop the head of an orange world leader
Year of the Soft Kitty: Soft, warm, little, ballsy, furry, happy, sleepy and purrs in triplicate
Year of the Jack Russell: Happy, hyper, no impulse control, and great in bed (in that it cuddles like nobody’s business)
Year of the Cuckoo: It must be this year, but hopefully not next year too–but it may be, with those cuckoos you can’t tell!
Year of the Guinea Pig: all eating, all the time, occasional chirping, no personality and no expectations