Bakers Dozen

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins
  6. Harry Potter

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins
  6. Harry Potter
  7. Gloria Bunker

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins
  6. Harry Potter
  7. Gloria Bunker
  8. Spencer Reid

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins
  6. Harry Potter
  7. Gloria Bunker
  8. Spencer Reid
  9. Pavel Chekov

His being an only child was a plot point in an early Star Trek episode.

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins
  6. Harry Potter
  7. Gloria Bunker
  8. Spencer Reid
  9. Pavel Chekov
  10. Charlie Bucket
    and the Chocolate Factory

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins
  6. Harry Potter
  7. Gloria Bunker
  8. Spencer Reid
  9. Pavel Chekov
  10. Charlie Bucket
  11. Encyclopedia Brown

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins
  6. Harry Potter
  7. Gloria Bunker
  8. Spencer Reid
  9. Pavel Chekov
  10. Charlie Bucket
  11. Encyclopedia Brown
  12. Heidi

A little football connection there, since we just had the Superb Owl.

Fictional kids who are only children (as in no siblings, not as in “only children”)

  1. Harriet M. Welsch (Harriet the Spy)
  2. Pippi Longstocking
  3. Dorothy Gale
  4. William T. Riker
  5. Henry Higgins
  6. Harry Potter
  7. Gloria Bunker
  8. Spencer Reid
  9. Pavel Chekov
  10. Charlie Bucket
  11. Encyclopedia Brown
  12. Heidi
  13. Annie

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.
  6. Knowing you won’t be able to do your job in a few years.
    He’ll be filthy rich, but, still must sting a bit.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.
  6. Knowing you won’t be able to do your job in a few years.
  7. Everyone still makes cracks about The Brady Bunch.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.
  6. Knowing you won’t be able to do your job in a few years.
  7. Everyone still makes cracks about The Brady Bunch.
  8. “No, I can’t hook you up with any free cheese. He’s not one of those Krafts.”

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.
  6. Knowing you won’t be able to do your job in a few years.
  7. Everyone still makes cracks about The Brady Bunch.
  8. “No, I can’t hook you up with any free cheese. He’s not one of those Krafts.”
  9. You play for a team whose fans have been voted the most obnoxious fans in football.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.
  6. Knowing you won’t be able to do your job in a few years.
  7. Everyone still makes cracks about The Brady Bunch.
  8. “No, I can’t hook you up with any free cheese. He’s not one of those Krafts.”
  9. You play for a team whose fans have been voted the most obnoxious fans in football.
  10. New England might’ve won the game, but only because of a fluke in the electoral college.