Bakers Dozen

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.
  6. Knowing you won’t be able to do your job in a few years.
  7. Everyone still makes cracks about The Brady Bunch.
  8. “No, I can’t hook you up with any free cheese. He’s not one of those Krafts.”
  9. You play for a team whose fans have been voted the most obnoxious fans in football.
  10. New England might’ve won the game, but only because of a fluke in the electoral college.
  11. You will soon be expected to shake Donald Trump’s hand and smile.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.
  6. Knowing you won’t be able to do your job in a few years.
  7. Everyone still makes cracks about The Brady Bunch.
  8. “No, I can’t hook you up with any free cheese. He’s not one of those Krafts.”
  9. You play for a team whose fans have been voted the most obnoxious fans in football.
  10. New England might’ve won the game, but only because of a fluke in the electoral college.
  11. You will soon be expected to shake Donald Trump’s hand and smile.
  12. He lost the popular vote by millions.

In spite of last night, things that are bad about being Tom Brady:

  1. The world knows you have deflated balls.
  2. Somebody stole your prize-winning jersey.
  3. Reaching the pinnacle of your profession only to have it named after a smelly farm animal.
  4. Everybody knows your wife is a sloppy second of Leonardo DiCaprio’s.
  5. No one believes anything you might say, including yourself.
  6. Knowing you won’t be able to do your job in a few years.
  7. Everyone still makes cracks about The Brady Bunch.
  8. “No, I can’t hook you up with any free cheese. He’s not one of those Krafts.”
  9. You play for a team whose fans have been voted the most obnoxious fans in football.
  10. New England might’ve won the game, but only because of a fluke in the electoral college.
  11. You will soon be expected to shake Donald Trump’s hand and smile.
  12. He lost the popular vote by millions.
  13. Probably not as good a photographer as Great-Great-Great Grandpa Matthew

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Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog link

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress
  6. California Morning Whipple - main character of The Ballad of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress
  6. California Morning Whipple - main character of The Ballad of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman
  7. Tennessee Tuxedo

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress
  6. California Morning Whipple - main character of The Ballad of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman
  7. Tennessee Tuxedo
  8. Her Nibs, Miss Georgia Gibbs

Bonus points for anyone who recognizes the name. No fair looking it up though.

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress
  6. California Morning Whipple - main character of The Ballad of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman
  7. Tennessee Tuxedo
  8. Her Nibs, Miss Georgia Gibbs
  9. Virginia Madsen

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress
  6. California Morning Whipple - main character of The Ballad of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman
  7. Tennessee Tuxedo
  8. Her Nibs, Miss Georgia Gibbs
  9. Virginia Madsen
  10. Minnesota Fats

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress
  6. California Morning Whipple - main character of The Ballad of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman
  7. Tennessee Tuxedo
  8. Her Nibs, Miss Georgia Gibbs
  9. Virginia Madsen
  10. Minnesota Fats
  11. Paul de Jersey, Governor of Queensland, Australia (bonus)

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress
  6. California Morning Whipple - main character of The Ballad of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman
  7. Tennessee Tuxedo
  8. Her Nibs, Miss Georgia Gibbs
  9. Virginia Madsen
  10. Minnesota Fats
  11. Paul de Jersey, Governor of Queensland, Australia (bonus)
  12. Sweet Georgia Brown

Person or fictional character that has a U.S. state as part of his or her name (bonus point if it is your home state)

  1. Michigan J. Frog
  2. Joe Montana
  3. Indiana Jones
  4. Randy California [bonus]
  5. Florida Friebus - actress
  6. California Morning Whipple - main character of The Ballad of Lucy Whipple by Karen Cushman
  7. Tennessee Tuxedo
  8. Her Nibs, Miss Georgia Gibbs
  9. Virginia Madsen
  10. Minnesota Fats
  11. Paul de Jersey, Governor of Queensland, Australia (bonus)
  12. Sweet Georgia Brown
  13. Nathan Arizona,

Father of the babies in “Raising Arizona”

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A sport from which an expression has become part of everyday language;

  1. Baseball – Three strikes and you’re out

Professional sports teams who have won five or more championships!

  1. The New England Patriots (5 Super Bowls)

Professional sports teams who have won five or more championships!

  1. The New England Patriots (5 Super Bowls)
  2. The New York Yankees (27 World Series)

This is in play. Annie entered it before I edited my “Pass”.

Professional sports teams who have won five or more championships!

  1. The New England Patriots (5 Super Bowls)
  2. The New York Yankees (27 World Series)
  3. Boston Bruins (6 Stanley Cups)

Let’s do this one next, OK?

Professional sports teams who have won five or more championships!

  1. The New England Patriots (5 Super Bowls)
  2. The New York Yankees (27 World Series)
  3. Boston Bruins (6 Stanley Cups)
  4. LA Galaxy (5 Major League Soccer championships)