Bakers Dozen

TV fictional characters with big egos:

  1. Denny Crane (Boston Legal)
  2. Detective Luger (Barney Miller)
  3. Reggie Mantle (The Archies)
  4. Arthur Fonzarelli (Happy Days)
  5. Q (Star Trek)
  6. Charles Emerson Winchester III (MASH)
  7. Toby Ziegler (The West Wing)
  8. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
  9. Capt. James T. Kirk (Star Trek)
  10. Ted Baxter (Mary Tyler Moore Show)
  11. Hyacinth Bucket (That’s “Bouquet,” in Keeping Up Appearances)
  12. Blanche Devereaux (Golden Girls)
  13. Dr. Frasier Crane (Frasier)

How did this list NOT include Dr. Gregory House???

In play:

he next Trump White House bombshell

  1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin.
  2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it.
  3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland.
  4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election.
  5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses.
  6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office
  7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news
  8. Trump mistakenly builds wall along the Hudson River. New Yorkers and New Jerseyites dance in the streets
  9. Trumps pick for National Security Adviser declines, wants to spend more time with his family.
  10. Melania started life out as Martin Crane, a man. And never had surgery in his/her life!

he next Trump White House bombshell

  1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin.
  2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it.
  3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland.
  4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election.
  5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses.
  6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office
  7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news
  8. Trump mistakenly builds wall along the Hudson River. New Yorkers and New Jerseyites dance in the streets
  9. Trumps pick for National Security Adviser declines, wants to spend more time with his family.
  10. Melania started life out as Martin Crane, a man. And never had surgery in his/her life!
  11. Trump holds a press conference and not once talks about election numbers or his brand and instead apologizes for running on a campaign designed to mobilize fear and hatred, denounces the neo-Nazis that are supporting him, and declares that he will dedicate his term to cleaning up the environment and ensuring that affordable healthcare is available to everyone.

he next Trump White House bombshell

  1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin.
  2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it.
  3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland.
  4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election.
  5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses.
  6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office
  7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news
  8. Trump mistakenly builds wall along the Hudson River. New Yorkers and New Jerseyites dance in the streets
  9. Trumps pick for National Security Adviser declines, wants to spend more time with his family.
  10. Melania started life out as Martin Crane, a man. And never had surgery in his/her life!
  11. Trump holds a press conference and not once talks about election numbers or his brand and instead apologizes for running on a campaign designed to mobilize fear and hatred, denounces the neo-Nazis that are supporting him, and declares that he will dedicate his term to cleaning up the environment and ensuring that affordable healthcare is available to everyone.
  12. Trump declares himself Das Fuhrer (totally believable) and then hands over total power to Hillary (NOT!)

The next Trump White House bombshell

  1. Barron Trump busted for dealing heroin.
  2. Trump announces that if any states want to secede, he’s okay with it.
  3. Melania runs away with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche to get married in Holland.
  4. U.S. suffers a major terrorist attack; Trump responds by reiterating how he won the election.
  5. Ivanka Trump takes over the East Room as a store showroom for her line of clothing, shoes and purses.
  6. Tunnel discovered from Russian Embassy to Oval Office
  7. Trump signs executive order declaring The New York Times fake news
  8. Trump mistakenly builds wall along the Hudson River. New Yorkers and New Jerseyites dance in the streets
  9. Trumps pick for National Security Adviser declines, wants to spend more time with his family.
  10. Melania started life out as Martin Crane, a man. And never had surgery in his/her life!
  11. Trump holds a press conference and not once talks about election numbers or his brand and instead apologizes for running on a campaign designed to mobilize fear and hatred, denounces the neo-Nazis that are supporting him, and declares that he will dedicate his term to cleaning up the environment and ensuring that affordable healthcare is available to everyone.
  12. Trump declares himself Das Fuhrer (totally believable) and then hands over total power to Hillary (NOT!)
  13. Chris Christie is appointed Chief Justice of the Supreme Court.
    New! Stand-up comediennes, past or present
  1. Rita Rudner

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields
  6. Monica Piper

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields
  6. Monica Piper
  7. Phyllis Diller

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields
  6. Monica Piper
  7. Phyllis Diller
  8. Paula Poundstone

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields
  6. Monica Piper
  7. Phyllis Diller
  8. Paula Poundstone
  9. Nikki Glaser

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields
  6. Monica Piper
  7. Phyllis Diller
  8. Paula Poundstone
  9. Nikki Glaser
  10. Pam Stone

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields
  6. Monica Piper
  7. Phyllis Diller
  8. Paula Poundstone
  9. Nikki Glaser
  10. Pam Stone
  11. Roseanne Barr

Nitpick: it’s “Chief Justice of the United States.”

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields
  6. Monica Piper
  7. Phyllis Diller
  8. Paula Poundstone
  9. Nikki Glaser
  10. Pam Stone
  11. Roseanne Barr
  12. Sarah Silverman

Stand-up comediennes, past or present

  1. Rita Rudner
  2. Joan Rivers
  3. Judy Tenuta
  4. Elayne Boosler
  5. Totie Fields
  6. Monica Piper
  7. Phyllis Diller
  8. Paula Poundstone
  9. Nikki Glaser
  10. Pam Stone
  11. Roseanne Barr
  12. Sarah Silverman
  13. Wanda Sykes

Next: Props Associated With Standup Comedians

  1. Judy Tenuta: Accordion

Next: Props Associated With Standup Comedians

  1. Judy Tenuta: Accordion
  2. Jack Benny: Violin

Next: Props Associated With Standup Comedians

  1. Judy Tenuta: Accordion
  2. Jack Benny: Violin
  3. Gallagher: Giant mallet

Props Associated With Standup Comedians

  1. Judy Tenuta: Accordion
  2. Jack Benny: Violin
  3. Gallagher: Giant mallet
  4. Steve Martin: Banjo and gag arrow-through-the-head

Props Associated With Standup Comedians

  1. Judy Tenuta: Accordion
  2. Jack Benny: Violin
  3. Gallagher: Giant mallet
  4. Steve Martin: Banjo and gag arrow-through-the-head
  5. Rip Taylor: Confetti