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Movie sequels that haven’t (and probably shouldn’t) be made.

  1. Casablanca 2: Back To The Gin Joint
  2. Manos the Hands of Fate II: 2 Manos 2 Hands 2 Fates
  3. Singin’ in the Rain 2: Singin’ in the Wintry Mix
  4. Willy Wonka and the Class Action Diabetes Lawsuit
  5. Breakin’ 3: Electric Boogaloo: The Next Generation: Too Damn Many Colons!
  6. Born on the Fifth of July: The P. T. Barnum story, or, “There’s a sucker born every minute”
  7. Indiana Jones and the Quest for Fiber
  8. Star Trek: Into the Lens Flare
  9. 2013: The Year After the 2012 That Wasn’t Nearly as Disastrous as we Thought it Might Be
    1. You’re watching Big Brother.
  11. Titanic II: Jack Dawson’s Revenge
  12. Apollo 14: A routine moon landing.
  13. Manchester by the Cesspool

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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.

“Strategic Protectorate United To Undertake Missions.”
“And what does that mean to you?”
“It means someone really wanted our initials to spell out sputum.”

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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.
  6. Gilligan’s Sputum
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.
  6. Gilligan’s Sputum
  7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.
  6. Gilligan’s Sputum
  7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum
  8. The Sputum Zone
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.
  6. Gilligan’s Sputum
  7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum
  8. The Sputum Zone
  9. SPUTU*M
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.
  6. Gilligan’s Sputum
  7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum
  8. The Sputum Zone
  9. SPUTU*M
  10. The Sputums
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.
  6. Gilligan’s Sputum
  7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum
  8. The Sputum Zone
  9. SPUTU*M
  10. The Sputums
  11. It’s Garry Shandling’s Sputum
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.
  6. Gilligan’s Sputum
  7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum
  8. The Sputum Zone
  9. SPUTU*M
  10. The Sputums
  11. It’s Garry Shandling’s Sputum
  12. The Six-Million-Dollar Sputum
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Replace a word or phrase in a TV show with the word ‘sputum’

  1. Everybody Loves Sputum
  2. Married…with Sputum
  3. Sputum: Impossible
  4. Buffy the Sputum Slayer
  5. Marvel’s Agents of S.P.U.T.U.M.
  6. Gilligan’s Sputum
  7. Star Trek: Deep Space Sputum
  8. The Sputum Zone
  9. SPUTU*M
  10. The Sputums
  11. It’s Garry Shandling’s Sputum
  12. The Six-Million-Dollar Sputum
  13. Kolchak: The Sputum Stalker

Next: Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
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Next: Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
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Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
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Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair

(not really a bad idea)

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Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
50863

Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
  6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
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Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
  6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
  7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
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Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
  6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
  7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
  8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.