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Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
  6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
  7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
  8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
  9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.

A friend of mine did this. You can still read his obit online.

Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
  6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
  7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
  8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
  9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
  10. Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air.

(I can’t even articulate properly how much I hate this style of “humor”)

Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
  6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
  7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
  8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
  9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
  10. Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air.
  11. Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca

“Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated… by me.”

Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
  6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
  7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
  8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
  9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
  10. Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air.
  11. Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca
  12. Weld the garage doors of your local fire station shut

Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags

  1. Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
  2. Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
  3. Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
  4. Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
  5. Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
  6. Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
  7. Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
  8. Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
  9. Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
  10. Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air.
  11. Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca
  12. Weld the garage doors of your local fire station shut
  13. Four words: Rabid Chimps on Meth

Next: Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian

  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home

  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement

  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World

  5. The Sexy Crying Game

  6. Sexy Minions

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game
  6. Sexy Minions
  7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game
  6. Sexy Minions
  7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy
  8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island.

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Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game
  6. Sexy Minions
  7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy
  8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island
  9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game
  6. Sexy Minions
  7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy
  8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island.
  9. The Sexy Mouse Club

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game
  6. Sexy Minions
  7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy
  8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island
  9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite
  10. The Sexy Mouse Club

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Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game
  6. Sexy Minions
  7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy
  8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island
  9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite
  10. The Sexy Mouse Club
  11. Schindler’s Sexy List

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game
  6. Sexy Minions
  7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy
  8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island
  9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite
  10. The Sexy Mouse Club
  11. Schindler’s Sexy List
  12. The Sexy Walking Dead

Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.

  1. The Sexy Martian
  2. Sexy Lassie, Come Home
  3. Gentleman’s Sexy Agreement
  4. The Sexy Thing from Another World
  5. The Sexy Crying Game
  6. Sexy Minions
  7. Grey’s Sexy Anatomy
  8. Gilligan’s Sexy Island
  9. The CBS Evening News with Sexy Walter Cronkite
  10. The Sexy Mouse Club
  11. Schindler’s Sexy List
  12. The Sexy Walking Dead
  13. The Price is Right, Sexy

Change a TV show title by removing one letter

  1. Fiends

Change a TV show title by removing one letter

  1. Fiends
  2. Ho’s the Boss

Change a TV show title by removing one letter

  1. Fiends
  2. Ho’s the Boss
  3. House of Cars