Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
A friend of mine did this. You can still read his obit online.
Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air.
(I can’t even articulate properly how much I hate this style of “humor”)
Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air.
Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca
“Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated… by me.”
Bad ideas for April Fool’s Day Gags
Replace the salt in the salt shaker with Drano
Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air.
Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca
Weld the garage doors of your local fire station shut
Run April Fools jokes as Facebook News for months before April.
Exchange Sean Spicer’s American flag pin with an “I’m With Her” pin.
Replace Trump’s shampoo with Nair
Learn ancient techniques to slow your heart and body functions to a near death-like state. At your funeral, pop up out of your casket and scare everyone.
Forge very authentic-looking documents and show them to your kids, telling them that not only were they adopted, but you’ve now decided to return them to the orphanage
Yelling “ALLAHU AKBAR”… pretty much anywhere.
Put a “Kick Me” sign on Chuck Norris’s back.
Write your own obituary, and report your death to the local newspapers.
Anything involving a local “morning zoo” radio show calling up a loved one to give them shocking (but fake) news live on the air.
Sing “Onward Christian Soldiers” during pilgrimage to Mecca
Weld the garage doors of your local fire station shut
Four words: Rabid Chimps on Meth
Next: Add the word “sexy” to a movie or TV show title.