Bakers Dozen

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs.

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs.
  7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask

I’m not really a prankster type so I’m just straightening out the list.

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs.
  7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask
  8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs.
  7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask
  8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard
  9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream!

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs.
  7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask
  8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard
  9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream!
  10. Set off a string of firecrackers in a jack o’ lantern.

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs.
  7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask
  8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard
  9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream!
  10. Set off a string of firecrackers in a jack o’ lantern.
  11. Cover car windows with white shoe polish

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs.
  7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask
  8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard
  9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream!
  10. Set off a string of firecrackers in a jack o’ lantern.
  11. Cover car windows with white shoe polish
  12. Write neighbor’s phone number on men’s room door, after “For a good time, call…”

No treat? Trick! Name a prank you might pull on Halloween.

  1. leave flaming bag of poo on a doorstep, ring doorbell, run
  2. Fill out a bunch of magazine subscription cards in name of neighbor who gave us candy corn or Circus Peanuts
  3. Rolling somebody’s yard with TP
  4. Pull down someone’s pants.
  5. Saran Wrap their car.
  6. Throw eggs on their house and/or car. Double points for rotten eggs.
  7. Walk around the neighbourhood woods with a machete in overalls and a bloodied hockey mask
  8. Put up a “Trump 2020” sign in their front yard
  9. I unleash my kids on the neighbourhood with shaving cream!
  10. Set off a string of firecrackers in a jack o’ lantern.
  11. Cover car windows with white shoe polish
  12. Write neighbor’s phone number on men’s room door, after “For a good time, call…”
  13. When they open the door, I give them candy.
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  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!
  6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!
  6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House
  7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!
  6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House
  7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns
  8. Scooby-Doo Meets Satan