Bakers Dozen

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!
  6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House
  7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns
  8. Scooby-Doo Meets Satan
  9. Full House: The Olsen Twins Go to Hell

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!
  6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House
  7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns
  8. Scooby-Doo Meets Satan
  9. Full House: The Olsen Twins Go to Hell
  10. Lawerence Welk: The Devil Rules

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!
  6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House
  7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns
  8. Scooby-Doo Meets Satan
  9. Full House: The Olsen Twins Go to Hell
  10. Lawerence Welk: The Devil Rules
  11. It’s Pat Boone’s Prostate, Charlie Brown!

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!
  6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House
  7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns
  8. Scooby-Doo Meets Satan
  9. Full House: The Olsen Twins Go to Hell
  10. Lawerence Welk: The Devil Rules
  11. It’s Pat Boone’s Prostate, Charlie Brown!
  12. Rev. Pat Robertson’s Halloween Fun Night

13 Halloween Specials that never were.

  1. Jack Sparrow’s Halloween Adventure
  2. Kevin Spacey’s Big Halloween Surprise
  3. Pee Wee Herman’s Haunted Porn Theatre
  4. Hilary and the Trump-O’Lantern
  5. Rescue 911: There ARE Razors in These Apples!
  6. Can You Hear Me Now? Because I’m Calling From Inside the House
  7. Harvey Weinstein’s Jill-O-Lanterns
  8. Scooby-Doo Meets Satan
  9. Full House: The Olsen Twins Go to Hell
  10. Lawerence Welk: The Devil Rules
  11. It’s Pat Boone’s Prostate, Charlie Brown!
  12. Rev. Pat Robertson’s Halloween Fun Night
  13. Donald Trump Jr’s Scary Socialist Expose

Next topic: When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign

Next topic: When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia
  6. The High Arctic relocation in the Canada

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia
  6. The High Arctic relocation in the Canada
  7. The Second Amendment

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia
  6. The High Arctic relocation in the Canada
  7. The Second Amendment
  8. Prohibition

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia
  6. The High Arctic relocation in the Canada
  7. The Second Amendment
  8. Prohibition
  9. Importing kudzu

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia
  6. The High Arctic relocation in the Canada
  7. The Second Amendment
  8. Prohibition
  9. Importing kudzu
  10. Bringing African bees to America

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia
  6. The High Arctic relocation in the Canada
  7. The Second Amendment
  8. Prohibition
  9. Importing kudzu
  10. Bringing African bees to America
  11. Nutria/coypu farming and release

They’re a contributing factor in Louisiana’s loss of wetlands, at a rate of one football field per hour

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia
  6. The High Arctic relocation in the Canada
  7. The Second Amendment
  8. Prohibition
  9. Importing kudzu
  10. Bringing African bees to America
  11. Nutria/coypu farming and release
  12. Anita Bryant’s battle against the homosexuals. You might have won the battle, but they won the war.

When good intentions lead to disaster

  1. The Four Pests Campaign
  2. The War on Drugs
  3. Native assimilation schools in America, Australia, and Canada
  4. Task Force Ranger/ Operation Restore Hope
  5. The introduction of rabbits into Australia
  6. The High Arctic relocation in the Canada
  7. The Second Amendment
  8. Prohibition
  9. Importing kudzu
  10. Bringing African bees to America
  11. Nutria/coypu farming and release
  12. Anita Bryant’s battle against the homosexuals. You might have won the battle, but they won the war.
  13. the usual outpouring of private disaster relief donations following, well, most disasters

Statements made by world leaders they later came to rue

  1. read my lips no new taxes

Statements made by world leaders they later came to rue

  1. read my lips no new taxes
  2. I am not a crook

Statements made by world leaders they later came to rue

  1. read my lips no new taxes
  2. I am not a crook
  3. “He kept us out of war!” - Woodrow Wilson 1916 campaign slogan

Statements made by world leaders they later came to rue

  1. read my lips no new taxes
  2. I am not a crook
  3. “He kept us out of war!” - Woodrow Wilson 1916 campaign slogan
  4. “It is our will that this state (the Third Reich) shall endure for a thousand years”