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What Satan said when Charles Manson showed up.

  1. Well, punk, you made my day
  2. Ah, Charles, welcome - we have a lake of fire set aside just for you
  3. Good-time Charlie’s really gonna have the blues now.
  4. No, I don’t want to hear your songs. This place has standards.
  5. Now YOU get to be pregnant and stabbed!
  6. Wow, you really are a little shrimp, arent you?
  7. Even here, you’re not making a good first impression with that tattoo.
  8. Gilles de Rais, Elizabeth Báthory, and Vlad the Impaler are going to spend eternity laughing and pointing at you and telling you what a pansy you are.
  9. You remember the Greek myth about Prometheus, his liver and the eagle? Well, you, your tattoo and Hitler are going to do a daily reenactment, of sorts…

What Satan said when Charles Manson showed up.

  1. Well, punk, you made my day
  2. Ah, Charles, welcome - we have a lake of fire set aside just for you
  3. Good-time Charlie’s really gonna have the blues now.
  4. No, I don’t want to hear your songs. This place has standards.
  5. Now YOU get to be pregnant and stabbed!
  6. Wow, you really are a little shrimp, arent you?
  7. Even here, you’re not making a good first impression with that tattoo.
  8. Gilles de Rais, Elizabeth Báthory, and Vlad the Impaler are going to spend eternity laughing and pointing at you and telling you what a pansy you are.
  9. You remember the Greek myth about Prometheus, his liver and the eagle? Well, you, your tattoo and Hitler are going to do a daily reenactment, of sorts…
  1. Ooh, you’re not gonna like Fridays.

What Satan said when Charles Manson showed up.

  1. Well, punk, you made my day
  2. Ah, Charles, welcome - we have a lake of fire set aside just for you
  3. Good-time Charlie’s really gonna have the blues now.
  4. No, I don’t want to hear your songs. This place has standards.
  5. Now YOU get to be pregnant and stabbed!
  6. Wow, you really are a little shrimp, arent you?
  7. Even here, you’re not making a good first impression with that tattoo.
  8. Gilles de Rais, Elizabeth Báthory, and Vlad the Impaler are going to spend eternity laughing and pointing at you and telling you what a pansy you are.
  9. You remember the Greek myth about Prometheus, his liver and the eagle? Well, you, your tattoo and Hitler are going to do a daily reenactment, of sorts…
  1. Ooh, you’re not gonna like Fridays.
  2. You get to spend eternity hearing “It’s A Small World After All” over and over and over and over…

What Satan said when Charles Manson showed up.

  1. Well, punk, you made my day
  2. Ah, Charles, welcome - we have a lake of fire set aside just for you
  3. Good-time Charlie’s really gonna have the blues now.
  4. No, I don’t want to hear your songs. This place has standards.
  5. Now YOU get to be pregnant and stabbed!
  6. Wow, you really are a little shrimp, arent you?
  7. Even here, you’re not making a good first impression with that tattoo.
  8. Gilles de Rais, Elizabeth Báthory, and Vlad the Impaler are going to spend eternity laughing and pointing at you and telling you what a pansy you are.
  9. You remember the Greek myth about Prometheus, his liver and the eagle? Well, you, your tattoo and Hitler are going to do a daily reenactment, of sorts…
  1. Ooh, you’re not gonna like Fridays.
  2. You get to spend eternity hearing “It’s A Small World After All” over and over and over and over…
  3. Welcome. Meet your new roommates, David Koresh and Jim Jones.

What Satan said when Charles Manson showed up.

  1. Well, punk, you made my day
  2. Ah, Charles, welcome - we have a lake of fire set aside just for you
  3. Good-time Charlie’s really gonna have the blues now.
  4. No, I don’t want to hear your songs. This place has standards.
  5. Now YOU get to be pregnant and stabbed!
  6. Wow, you really are a little shrimp, arent you?
  7. Even here, you’re not making a good first impression with that tattoo.
  8. Gilles de Rais, Elizabeth Báthory, and Vlad the Impaler are going to spend eternity laughing and pointing at you and telling you what a pansy you are.
  9. You remember the Greek myth about Prometheus, his liver and the eagle? Well, you, your tattoo and Hitler are going to do a daily reenactment, of sorts…
  1. Ooh, you’re not gonna like Fridays.
  2. You get to spend eternity hearing “It’s A Small World After All” over and over and over and over…
  3. Welcome. Meet your new roommates, David Koresh and Jim Jones.
  4. Meh.
    Pass.

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.
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  7. Eisenhower in '44 and Truman in '45, back-to-back presidents in reverse order.

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.
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  7. Eisenhower in '44 and Truman in '45, back-to-back presidents in reverse order.
  8. Albert Einstein on the 1999 Person of the Century cover

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.
  7. Eisenhower in '44 and Truman in '45, back-to-back presidents in reverse order.
  8. Albert Einstein on the 1999 Person of the Century cover
    Just noticed and removed strange, superfluous text from post 6.

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.
  7. Eisenhower in '44 and Truman in '45, back-to-back presidents in reverse order.
  8. Albert Einstein on the 1999 Person of the Century cover
  9. Mahatma Gandhi, 1930 Person of the Year

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.
  7. Eisenhower in '44 and Truman in '45, back-to-back presidents in reverse order.
  8. Albert Einstein on the 1999 Person of the Century cover
  9. Mahatma Gandhi, 1930 Person of the Year
  10. Charles Lindbergh, first ever Man of the Year for 1927

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.
  7. Eisenhower in '44 and Truman in '45, back-to-back presidents in reverse order.
  8. Albert Einstein on the 1999 Person of the Century cover
  9. Mahatma Gandhi, 1930 Person of the Year
  10. Charles Lindbergh, first ever Man of the Year for 1927
  11. Are You Mom Enough? 2012 - Shows woman breastfeeding child

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.
  7. Eisenhower in '44 and Truman in '45, back-to-back presidents in reverse order.
  8. Albert Einstein on the 1999 Person of the Century cover
  9. Mahatma Gandhi, 1930 Person of the Year
  10. Charles Lindbergh, first ever Man of the Year for 1927
  11. Are You Mom Enough? 2012 - Shows woman breastfeeding child
  12. Robert F. Kennedy, with many covers in the 60s TIME Magazine Cover: Robert F. Kennedy - May 24, 1968 - Politics - Robert Kennedy - Kennedys

The Roy Lichtenstein pop art cover linked above is from May 28, 1968; sadly, he was on the cover again 3 weeks later when he was killed

Time magazine covers through the years: person / group / idea / object ‘of the year’ or on other occasions

  1. Richard Nixon (indisputably and factually the record holder, with 55 appearances over the years)
  2. Wallis Simpson (first “Woman of the Year”)
  3. Joseph G. Cannon, Speaker of the U.S. House of Representatives, on the very first cover, March 3, 1923
  4. Bruce Springsteen, appeared on the cover of both Time and Newsweek in 1975.
  5. Corazon Aquino: as President of the Philippines, the first woman in elected office to be “Woman of the Year”, 1986
  6. Wayne Gretzky and Larry Bird together, March 1985.
  7. Eisenhower in '44 and Truman in '45, back-to-back presidents in reverse order.
  8. Albert Einstein on the 1999 Person of the Century cover
  9. Mahatma Gandhi, 1930 Person of the Year
  10. Charles Lindbergh, first ever Man of the Year for 1927
  11. Are You Mom Enough? 2012 - Shows woman breastfeeding child
  12. Robert F. Kennedy, with many covers in the 60s TIME Magazine Cover: Robert F. Kennedy - May 24, 1968 - Politics - Robert Kennedy - Kennedys
  13. Barack Obama, rather presciently, in Oct. 2006: http://img.timeinc.net/time/magazine/archive/covers/2006/1101061023_400.jpg

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Other honors Donald Trump took a pass on (and why)

  1. Nobel Peace Prize, 1987 (“don’t like Scandinavian weather”)

Other honors Donald Trump took a pass on (and why)

  1. Nobel Peace Prize, 1987 (“don’t like Scandinavian weather”)
  2. People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, 2016 (didn’t want to make his buddy Vladimir jealous)