Other honors Donald Trump took a pass on (and why)
Nobel Peace Prize, 1987 (“don’t like Scandinavian weather”)
People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, 2016 (didn’t want to make his buddy Vladimir jealous),
Emmy For Best Supporting Actor, Playing Himself In Miniseries “I’ll Take Manhattan”
Tony for Best Actor (I am not an actor, and I don’t play myself on stage)
Academy Award for Best Hair in a Cameo Appearance (“wanted to create the award just for me, but I was too busy”)
The Neue Schule Best Hands Award (I don’t like the way the horses look at me.)
Caldecott Medal for the most distinguished American picture book for children (Too “busy” to write a children’s book)
Election as the next Pope (“I’m not Catholic, which those idiot cardinals should have realized, and besides, the Vatican is a dump”)
The Pulitzer Prize for Literature (“I don’t want any award associated with the fake news industry.”)
Twit of the Year (“I started to accept and then realized that that wasn’t Tweeter of the Year.”)
Nobel Peace Prize (“Anwar Sadat, he stayed at my hotel many times, many many times, always asked me what to do about Egypt, because you know, they had those wars over there, and Jimmy Carter was supposed to meet him at my hotel, but couldn’t afford it, so I stepped in and comped him. He was really grateful for that, told me I should win the Nobel Prize for helping bring peace to the Middle East, which not many people know also includes Asia and Africa, very tremendous countries. I said no, I was just doing my duty, just like I did when Reagan met with Putin, who, by the way, was in some low-level meeting in another wing of the hotel, and I never met him, never saw him, but I’m told he enjoyed his stay immensely.”)
Other honors Donald Trump took a pass on (and why)
Nobel Peace Prize, 1987 (“don’t like Scandinavian weather”)
People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, 2016 (didn’t want to make his buddy Vladimir jealous),
Emmy For Best Supporting Actor, Playing Himself In Miniseries “I’ll Take Manhattan”
Tony for Best Actor (I am not an actor, and I don’t play myself on stage)
Academy Award for Best Hair in a Cameo Appearance (“wanted to create the award just for me, but I was too busy”)
The Neue Schule Best Hands Award (I don’t like the way the horses look at me.)
Caldecott Medal for the most distinguished American picture book for children (Too “busy” to write a children’s book)
Election as the next Pope (“I’m not Catholic, which those idiot cardinals should have realized, and besides, the Vatican is a dump”)
The Pulitzer Prize for Literature (“I don’t want any award associated with the fake news industry.”)
Twit of the Year (“I started to accept and then realized that that wasn’t Tweeter of the Year.”)
Nobel Peace Prize (“Anwar Sadat, he stayed at my hotel many times, many many times, always asked me what to do about Egypt, because you know, they had those wars over there, and Jimmy Carter was supposed to meet him at my hotel, but couldn’t afford it, so I stepped in and comped him. He was really grateful for that, told me I should win the Nobel Prize for helping bring peace to the Middle East, which not many people know also includes Asia and Africa, very tremendous countries. I said no, I was just doing my duty, just like I did when Reagan met with Putin, who, by the way, was in some low-level meeting in another wing of the hotel, and I never met him, never saw him, but I’m told he enjoyed his stay immensely.”)
The Most Interesting Man in the World (because the company wouldn’t change it to The Most Interesting Human in the Universe, Forever)
Other honors Donald Trump took a pass on (and why)
Nobel Peace Prize, 1987 (“don’t like Scandinavian weather”)
People magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive, 2016 (didn’t want to make his buddy Vladimir jealous),
Emmy For Best Supporting Actor, Playing Himself In Miniseries “I’ll Take Manhattan”
Tony for Best Actor (I am not an actor, and I don’t play myself on stage)
Academy Award for Best Hair in a Cameo Appearance (“wanted to create the award just for me, but I was too busy”)
The Neue Schule Best Hands Award (I don’t like the way the horses look at me.)
Caldecott Medal for the most distinguished American picture book for children (Too “busy” to write a children’s book)
Election as the next Pope (“I’m not Catholic, which those idiot cardinals should have realized, and besides, the Vatican is a dump”)
The Pulitzer Prize for Literature (“I don’t want any award associated with the fake news industry.”)
Twit of the Year (“I started to accept and then realized that that wasn’t Tweeter of the Year.”)
Nobel Peace Prize (“Anwar Sadat, he stayed at my hotel many times, many many times, always asked me what to do about Egypt, because you know, they had those wars over there, and Jimmy Carter was supposed to meet him at my hotel, but couldn’t afford it, so I stepped in and comped him. He was really grateful for that, told me I should win the Nobel Prize for helping bring peace to the Middle East, which not many people know also includes Asia and Africa, very tremendous countries. I said no, I was just doing my duty, just like I did when Reagan met with Putin, who, by the way, was in some low-level meeting in another wing of the hotel, and I never met him, never saw him, but I’m told he enjoyed his stay immensely.”)
The Most Interesting Man in the World (because the company wouldn’t change it to The Most Interesting Human in the Universe, Forever)
God (He thought he already had that one nailed. Get it? NAILED! Like on a cross)