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New Year’s resolutions that are a cinch to keep

  1. I will snuggle with my lovey-dovey pitbull at least once a day
  2. I will restrict drinking only to days that end with “y”
  3. I will not engage in photosynthesis
  4. I will turn on one or more lights when it gets dark.
  5. I will drink at least 12 oz of water every day
  6. I will not try to lose weight by eating less and exercising more
  7. I will not invade Venezuela this year.
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New Year’s resolutions that are a cinch to keep

  1. I will snuggle with my lovey-dovey pitbull at least once a day
  2. I will restrict drinking only to days that end with “y”
  3. I will not engage in photosynthesis
  4. I will turn on one or more lights when it gets dark.
  5. I will drink at least 12 oz of water every day
  6. I will not try to lose weight by eating less and exercising more
  7. I will not invade Venezuela this year.
  8. I resolve to get older.
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New Year’s resolutions that are a cinch to keep

  1. I will snuggle with my lovey-dovey pitbull at least once a day
  2. I will restrict drinking only to days that end with “y”
  3. I will not engage in photosynthesis
  4. I will turn on one or more lights when it gets dark.
  5. I will drink at least 12 oz of water every day
  6. I will not try to lose weight by eating less and exercising more
  7. I will not invade Venezuela this year.
  8. I resolve to get older.
  9. No matter how much any public official may infuriate and appall me, I will not assassinate him or her
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New Year’s resolutions that are a cinch to keep

  1. I will snuggle with my lovey-dovey pitbull at least once a day
  2. I will restrict drinking only to days that end with “y”
  3. I will not engage in photosynthesis
  4. I will turn on one or more lights when it gets dark.
  5. I will drink at least 12 oz of water every day
  6. I will not try to lose weight by eating less and exercising more
  7. I will not invade Venezuela this year.
  8. I resolve to get older.
  9. No matter how much any public official may infuriate and appall me, I will not assassinate him or her
  10. I will not drink whiskey

A cinch for me, I hate the stuff. Wine, OTOH…

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New Year’s resolutions that are a cinch to keep

  1. I will snuggle with my lovey-dovey pitbull at least once a day
  2. I will restrict drinking only to days that end with “y”
  3. I will not engage in photosynthesis
  4. I will turn on one or more lights when it gets dark.
  5. I will drink at least 12 oz of water every day
  6. I will not try to lose weight by eating less and exercising more
  7. I will not invade Venezuela this year.
  8. I resolve to get older.
  9. No matter how much any public official may infuriate and appall me, I will not assassinate him or her
  10. I will not drink whiskey
  11. I will wear clothing when in public.
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New Year’s resolutions that are a cinch to keep

  1. I will snuggle with my lovey-dovey pitbull at least once a day
  2. I will restrict drinking only to days that end with “y”
  3. I will not engage in photosynthesis
  4. I will turn on one or more lights when it gets dark.
  5. I will drink at least 12 oz of water every day
  6. I will not try to lose weight by eating less and exercising more
  7. I will not invade Venezuela this year.
  8. I resolve to get older.
  9. No matter how much any public official may infuriate and appall me, I will not assassinate him or her
  10. I will not drink whiskey
  11. I will wear clothing when in public.
  12. I will check in at the SDMB most days.
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New Year’s resolutions that are a cinch to keep

  1. I will snuggle with my lovey-dovey pitbull at least once a day
  2. I will restrict drinking only to days that end with “y”
  3. I will not engage in photosynthesis
  4. I will turn on one or more lights when it gets dark.
  5. I will drink at least 12 oz of water every day
  6. I will not try to lose weight by eating less and exercising more
  7. I will not invade Venezuela this year.
  8. I resolve to get older.
  9. No matter how much any public official may infuriate and appall me, I will not assassinate him or her
  10. I will not drink whiskey
  11. I will wear clothing when in public.
  12. I will check in at the SDMB most days.
  13. I will enjoy every cup of coffee

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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
  6. I will cut back on my consumption of cigarettes. (James Bond, in the novels)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
  6. I will cut back on my consumption of cigarettes. (James Bond, in the novels)
  7. This year, I’ll try a new facial expression that doesn’t make me look perpetually constipated. (Jon Snow, Game of Thrones)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
  6. I will cut back on my consumption of cigarettes. (James Bond, in the novels)
  7. This year, I’ll try a new facial expression that doesn’t make me look perpetually constipated. (Jon Snow, Game of Thrones)
  8. I will try to stop being so controlling (Sauron, Lord of the Rings)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
  6. I will cut back on my consumption of cigarettes. (James Bond, in the novels)
  7. This year, I’ll try a new facial expression that doesn’t make me look perpetually constipated. (Jon Snow, Game of Thrones)
  8. I will try to stop being so controlling (Sauron, Lord of the Rings)
  9. I will try to remember my husband’s first name (Mrs. Mary Watson, the Sherlock Holmes stories)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
  6. I will cut back on my consumption of cigarettes. (James Bond, in the novels)
  7. This year, I’ll try a new facial expression that doesn’t make me look perpetually constipated. (Jon Snow, Game of Thrones)
  8. I will try to stop being so controlling (Sauron, Lord of the Rings)
  9. I will try to remember my husband’s first name (Mrs. Mary Watson, the Sherlock Holmes stories)
  10. I will try to make some new, more likable friends (All the Big Bang characters, and a lotta other TV people)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
  6. I will cut back on my consumption of cigarettes. (James Bond, in the novels)
  7. This year, I’ll try a new facial expression that doesn’t make me look perpetually constipated. (Jon Snow, Game of Thrones)
  8. I will try to stop being so controlling (Sauron, Lord of the Rings)
  9. I will try to remember my husband’s first name (Mrs. Mary Watson, the Sherlock Holmes stories)
  10. I will try to make some new, more likable friends (All the Big Bang characters, and a lotta other TV people)
  11. I will strive to keep my word and think carefully before I act (Queen Cersei, Game of Thrones)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
  6. I will cut back on my consumption of cigarettes. (James Bond, in the novels)
  7. This year, I’ll try a new facial expression that doesn’t make me look perpetually constipated. (Jon Snow, Game of Thrones)
  8. I will try to stop being so controlling (Sauron, Lord of the Rings)
  9. I will try to remember my husband’s first name (Mrs. Mary Watson, the Sherlock Holmes stories)
  10. I will try to make some new, more likable friends (All the Big Bang characters, and a lotta other TV people)
  11. I will strive to keep my word and think carefully before I act (Queen Cersei, Game of Thrones)
  12. I will never do business again with any business connected with ACME products whatsoever (Wile E. Coyote)
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New Year’s resolutions that fictional characters should make to improve themselves

  1. I will stop using ‘bitch’ as a pronoun (Jesse Pinkman, Breaking Bad)
  2. I will try to get down to an eighth of a ton. (Nero Wolfe)
  3. I WILL REMEMBER EXTRA CARROTS FOR BINKY ON HOGSWATCHNIGHT (Death, Discworld novels)
  4. I will try not to be quite so implacably vengeful (Magua, The Last of the Mohicans)
  5. I will stop looking through Lois’s clothes with X-ray vision. Mostly. (Superman)
  6. I will cut back on my consumption of cigarettes. (James Bond, in the novels)
  7. This year, I’ll try a new facial expression that doesn’t make me look perpetually constipated. (Jon Snow, Game of Thrones)
  8. I will try to stop being so controlling (Sauron, Lord of the Rings)
  9. I will try to remember my husband’s first name (Mrs. Mary Watson, the Sherlock Holmes stories)
  10. I will try to make some new, more likable friends (All the Big Bang characters, and a lotta other TV people)
  11. I will strive to keep my word and think carefully before I act (Queen Cersei, Game of Thrones)
  12. I will never do business again with any business connected with ACME products whatsoever (Wile E. Coyote)
  13. I will really try to be a little less greedy and evil (Mr. Burns, The Simpsons)

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Things you hope to do in 2018

  1. get a better job with a bigger salary
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Things you hope to do in 2018

  1. get a better job with a bigger salary
  2. Run a 10 nautical mile race in August.