Bakers Dozen

The Greatest Olympian Ever at One Particular Event

  1. Al Oerter (from Astoria, NY), discus

  2. Chloe Kim (from Long Beach, CA), women’s halfpipe snowboarding

  3. Usain Bolt (Sherwood Content, Jamaica), men’s sprint

  4. Paavo Nurmi, 10,000 meters

  5. Nadia Comăneci (from Onești, Romania), women’s gymnastics

  6. Carl Lewis, men’s long jump

  7. Michael Jordan, basketball

  8. Shaun White, men’s halfpipe snowboarding

  9. Michael Phelps, swimming

  10. Edwin Moses, men’s 400m hurdles

  11. Vasily Alekseyev, weightlifting

  12. Yojiro Uetake, men’s freestyle wrestling

  13. Isabell Werth, equestrian
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  14. Argentina

Next: Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan

Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan

Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia

Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia
  5. Namibia

Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia
  5. Namibia
  6. South Korea

Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia
  5. Namibia
  6. South Korea
  7. Colombia

Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia
  5. Namibia
  6. South Korea
  7. Colombia
  8. America

Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia
  5. Namibia
  6. South Korea
  7. Colombia
  8. America
  9. Czech Republic

Next: Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. North Korea

Four Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia
  5. Namibia
  6. South Korea
  7. Colombia
  8. America
  9. Czech Republic
  10. North Korea
  11. Macedonia
  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia
  5. Namibia
  6. South Korea
  7. Colombia
  8. America
  9. Czech Republic
  10. North Korea
  11. Macedonia
  12. South Africa

Four-Syllable Countries

  1. Argentina
  2. Turkmenistan
  3. Azerbaijan
  4. Indonesia
  5. Namibia
  6. South Korea
  7. Colombia
  8. America
  9. Czech Republic
  10. North Korea
  11. Macedonia
  12. South Africa
  13. Micronesia

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Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

  1. Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

  1. Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
  2. Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money

Then again, he probably knew that already, but still.

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

  1. Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
  2. Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
  3. Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

  1. Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
  2. Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
  3. Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
  4. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

  1. Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
  2. Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
  3. Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
  4. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
  5. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

  1. Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
  2. Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
  3. Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
  4. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
  5. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.
  6. Omarosa was born Omar Tyler, and still has his male genitalia.

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

  1. Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
  2. Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
  3. Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
  4. Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
  5. Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.
  6. Omarosa was born Omar Tyler, and still has his male genitalia.
  7. Jared Kushner has also met with infernal dignitaries such as B. L. ZeBub, Mephist Opholes, Asmo Deus, and Mammon.