Bakers Dozen

astorian · February 14, 2018, 2:07pm

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.
Omarosa was born Omar Tyler, and still has his male genitalia.
Jared Kushner has also met with infernal dignitaries such as B. L. ZeBub, Mephist Opholes, Asmo Deus, and Mammon.
Steve Bannon keeps Chuck Schumer’s testicles in a jar on his desk.

Annie-Xmas · February 14, 2018, 2:10pm

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.
Omarosa was born Omar Tyler, and still has his male genitalia.
Jared Kushner has also met with infernal dignitaries such as B. L. ZeBub, Mephist Opholes, Asmo Deus, and Mammon.
Steve Bannon keeps Chuck Schumer’s testicles in a jar on his desk.
Vice-President Mike Pence carries a really big stick.

Prof.Pepperwinkle · February 14, 2018, 2:41pm

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.
Omarosa was born Omar Tyler, and still has his male genitalia.
Jared Kushner has also met with infernal dignitaries such as B. L. ZeBub, Mephist Opholes, Asmo Deus, and Mammon.
Steve Bannon keeps Chuck Schumer’s testicles in a jar on his desk.
Vice-President Mike Pence carries a really big stick.
Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education, never finished high school.

Intergalactic_Gladiator · February 14, 2018, 2:45pm

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

Chief of Staff John Kelly killed a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.
Omarosa was born Omar Tyler, and still has his male genitalia.
Jared Kushner has also met with infernal dignitaries such as B. L. ZeBub, Mephist Opholes, Asmo Deus, and Mammon.
Steve Bannon keeps Chuck Schumer’s testicles in a jar on his desk.
Vice-President Mike Pence carries a really big stick.
Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education, never finished high school.
Vice-President Mike Pence is so deep in the closet.

Elendil_s_Heir · February 14, 2018, 3:36pm

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

Chief of Staff John Kelly shot a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.
Omarosa was born Omar Tyler, and still has his male genitalia.
Jared Kushner has also met with infernal dignitaries such as B. L. ZeBub, Mephist Opholes, Asmo Deus, and Mammon.
Steve Bannon keeps Chuck Schumer’s testicles in a jar on his desk.
Vice-President Mike Pence carries a really big stick.
Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education, never finished high school.
Vice-President Mike Pence is so deep in the closet…
Jeff Sessions has a secret room festooned with Confederate battle flags

Prof.Pepperwinkle · February 14, 2018, 5:32pm

Other interesting things POTUS is just learning about his staff

Chief of Staff John Kelly shot a guy in Reno once, just to watch him die
Small Business Administration chief Linda McMahon once got down on all fours in a crowded arena and barked like a dog for money
Ben Carson is Secretary of Housing and Urban Development and it is not necessary to call security.
Secretary of State Rex Tillerson has the world’s second-largest collection of Trump-shaped voodoo dolls.
Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a skilled ventriloquist and will bring in a Donald dummy to do press briefings.
Omarosa was born Omar Tyler, and still has his male genitalia.
Jared Kushner has also met with infernal dignitaries such as B. L. ZeBub, Mephist Opholes, Asmo Deus, and Mammon.
Steve Bannon keeps Chuck Schumer’s testicles in a jar on his desk.
Vice-President Mike Pence carries a really big stick.
Betsy DeVos, Secretary of Education, never finished high school.
Vice-President Mike Pence is so deep in the closet…
Jeff Sessions has a secret room festooned with Confederate battle flags
Kellyanne Conway has been contributing material to Saturday Night Live for the last year.
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Thin_Ice · February 14, 2018, 5:47pm