Bakers Dozen

A song you remember learning in school:

  1. Erie Canal
  2. 50 Nifty United States
  3. Sing Your Way Home
  4. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On
  5. Himno Nacional Mexicano (Mexican National Anthem)
  6. Red River Valley
  7. If I Had a Hammer
  8. Blowin’ In The Wind
  9. Zum Gali Gali
  10. 500 Miles
  11. This Land is Your Land

A song you remember learning in school:

  1. Erie Canal
  2. 50 Nifty United States
  3. Sing Your Way Home
  4. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On
  5. Himno Nacional Mexicano (Mexican National Anthem)
  6. Red River Valley
  7. If I Had a Hammer
  8. Blowin’ In The Wind
  9. Zum Gali Gali
  10. 500 Miles
  11. This Land is Your Land
  12. La Cucaracha

A song you remember learning in school:

  1. Erie Canal
  2. 50 Nifty United States
  3. Sing Your Way Home
  4. Walk Along John with Your Paper Collar On
  5. Himno Nacional Mexicano (Mexican National Anthem)
  6. Red River Valley
  7. If I Had a Hammer
  8. Blowin’ In The Wind
  9. Zum Gali Gali
  10. 500 Miles
  11. This Land is Your Land
  12. La Cucaracha
  13. The Hokey Pokey

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Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.
  7. A copy of What Happened by Hillary Clinton, audiobook version, signed: “All my love, H.”

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.
  7. A copy of What Happened by Hillary Clinton, audiobook version, signed: “All my love, H.”
  8. A framed genealogical chart showing how he is related to Roy Cohn

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.
  7. A copy of What Happened by Hillary Clinton, audiobook version, signed: “All my love, H.”
  8. A framed genealogical chart showing how he is related to Roy Cohn
  9. Detailed, handwritten chart with paint chips, showing how to evaluate the President’s mood depending on what shade of orange he is

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.
  7. A copy of What Happened by Hillary Clinton, audiobook version, signed: “All my love, H.”
  8. A framed genealogical chart showing how he is related to Roy Cohn
  9. Detailed, handwritten chart with paint chips, showing how to evaluate the President’s mood depending on what shade of orange he is
  10. $130,000 worth of Trump Steaks gift cards

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.
  7. A copy of What Happened by Hillary Clinton, audiobook version, signed: “All my love, H.”
  8. A framed genealogical chart showing how he is related to Roy Cohn
  9. Detailed, handwritten chart with paint chips, showing how to evaluate the President’s mood depending on what shade of orange he is
  10. $130,000 worth of Trump Steaks gift cards
  11. Paul Ryan’s resume.

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.
  7. A copy of What Happened by Hillary Clinton, audiobook version, signed: “All my love, H.”
  8. A framed genealogical chart showing how he is related to Roy Cohn
  9. Detailed, handwritten chart with paint chips, showing how to evaluate the President’s mood depending on what shade of orange he is
  10. $130,000 worth of Trump Steaks gift cards
  11. Paul Ryan’s resume.
  12. An orange micro-dildo.

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.
  7. A copy of What Happened by Hillary Clinton, audiobook version, signed: “All my love, H.”
  8. A framed genealogical chart showing how he is related to Roy Cohn
  9. Detailed, handwritten chart with paint chips, showing how to evaluate the President’s mood depending on what shade of orange he is
  10. $130,000 worth of Trump Steaks gift cards
  11. Paul Ryan’s resume.
  12. An orange micro-dildo.
  13. David Dennison

I’ll pass

Surprising things found in the FBI’s search of Atty. Michael Cohen’s office

  1. The skull of Judge Crater, turned into an ashtray
  2. Master recording of previously unsuspected Wu Tang Clan album, Once Upon Another Time in Shaolin: Electric Boogaloo
  3. The missing eighteen and a half minutes.
  4. Jimmy Hoffa’s diary, with the last entry dated 1989.
  5. All of the books on his bookshelf weren’t actually books at all, just those decorative things that look like books that you see at Ikea.
  6. And all of those decorative not-actually-books-at-all had secret compartments with sex DVDs in them. All starring Bill Cosby.
  7. A copy of What Happened by Hillary Clinton, audiobook version, signed: “All my love, H.”
  8. A framed genealogical chart showing how he is related to Roy Cohn
  9. Detailed, handwritten chart with paint chips, showing how to evaluate the President’s mood depending on what shade of orange he is today
  10. $130,000 worth of Trump Steaks gift cards
  11. Paul Ryan’s resume.
  12. An orange micro-dildo
  13. Robert Mueller dart board

No, never mind, that’s not very surprising at all.

Pass.

Science fiction gadgets from the past that exist today

  1. Heat Ray (from War of the Worlds) = The Active Denial System

Science fiction gadgets from the past that exist today

  1. Heat Ray (from War of the Worlds) = The Active Denial System
  2. Telecom relay satellite, Arthur C. Clarke [cite not handy]

Science fiction gadgets from the past that exist today

  1. Heat Ray (from War of the Worlds) = The Active Denial System

  2. Telecom relay satellite, Arthur C. Clarke [cite not handy]

  3. Basically, the modern internet. Murray Leinster, “A Logic Named Joe”. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.theregister.co.uk/AMP/2016/03/19/a_logic_named_joe/

  1. Heat Ray (from War of the Worlds) = The Active Denial System
  2. Telecom relay satellite, Arthur C. Clarke [cite not handy]
  3. Basically, the modern internet. Murray Leinster, “A Logic Named Joe”. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.the...gic_named_joe/
  4. Talking to the computer (Star Trek) = Alexa