Bakers Dozen

Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game:

  1. Buy a hot dog.
  2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!”
  3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible.
  4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates
  5. Buy 50/50 ticket.
  6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!”
  7. Watch out for blimps
  8. Urinate into a trough
  9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game.

Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game:

  1. Buy a hot dog.
  2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!”
  3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible.
  4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates
  5. Buy 50/50 ticket.
  6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!”
  7. Watch out for blimps
  8. Urinate into a trough
  9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game.
  10. Chant “North Side Sucks!” (It’s an Ottawa thing…)

Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game:

  1. Buy a hot dog.
  2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!”
  3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible.
  4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates
  5. Buy 50/50 ticket.
  6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!”
  7. Watch out for blimps
  8. Urinate into a trough
  9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game.
  10. Chant “North Side Sucks!” (It’s an Ottawa thing…)
  11. Pass through a metal detector on the way in

Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game:

  1. Buy a hot dog.
  2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!”
  3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible.
  4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates
  5. Buy 50/50 ticket.
  6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!”
  7. Watch out for blimps
  8. Urinate into a trough
  9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game.
  10. Chant “North Side Sucks!” (It’s an Ottawa thing…)
  11. Pass through a metal detector on the way in
  12. Sip on a warm Budweiser that you spent $9 on

Things you might do when you attend a pro sports game:

  1. Buy a hot dog.
  2. Yell, “GO GIANTS!!!”
  3. Buy a “two-bagger” of peanuts if I’m at a Dodger game, as is possible.
  4. Wear a shirt of the sports personality everybody hates
  5. Buy 50/50 ticket.
  6. Yell, “GO YANKEES!!!”
  7. Watch out for blimps
  8. Urinate into a trough
  9. Wear a Boston team clothing item to any New York team game.
  10. Chant “North Side Sucks!” (It’s an Ottawa thing…)
  11. Pass through a metal detector on the way in
  12. Sip on a warm Budweiser that you spent $9 on
  13. Try to exit the venue like a lady, and end up acting like a crazy person.

Next up: Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen

Next up: Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera
  6. Death Or Glory - The Clash

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera
  6. Death Or Glory - The Clash
  7. Glory - Liz Phair

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera
  6. Death Or Glory - The Clash
  7. Glory - Liz Phair
  8. Power and the Glory - Saxon

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera
  6. Death Or Glory - The Clash
  7. Glory - Liz Phair
  8. Power and the Glory - Saxon
  9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera
  6. Death Or Glory - The Clash
  7. Glory - Liz Phair
  8. Power and the Glory - Saxon
  9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi
  10. Glory - John Legend and Common

From the movie Selma: song glory - Bing video

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera
  6. Death Or Glory - The Clash
  7. Glory - Liz Phair
  8. Power and the Glory - Saxon
  9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi
  10. Glory - John Legend and Common
  11. I’m Moving On To Glory - Hank Snow

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera
  6. Death Or Glory - The Clash
  7. Glory - Liz Phair
  8. Power and the Glory - Saxon
  9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi
  10. Glory - John Legend and Common
  11. I’m Moving On To Glory - Hank Snow
  12. Rumours of Glory - Bruce Cockburn

Songs with GLORY in the title

  1. Glory Days - Bruce Springsteen
  2. And The Glory Of The Lord - Mormon Tabernacle Choir
  3. And the Glory of the Lord - G.F. Handel
  4. Morning Glory - Oasis
  5. Glory of Love - Peter Cetera
  6. Death Or Glory - The Clash
  7. Glory - Liz Phair
  8. Power and the Glory - Saxon
  9. Blaze of Glory - Jon Bon Jovi
  10. Glory - John Legend and Common
  11. I’m Moving On To Glory - Hank Snow
  12. Rumours of Glory - Bruce Cockburn
  13. Hometown Glory - Adele

New List: (in honor of Father’s Day in America)

Best One-Liner “Dad” jokes.

  1. When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”

Best One-Liner “Dad” jokes.

  1. When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
  2. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.

Best One-Liner “Dad” jokes

  1. When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
  2. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
  3. When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”

Best One-Liner “Dad” jokes

  1. When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
  2. How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
  3. When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
  4. My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”