When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
My dad never took us to Disneyland because he said* it was a real Mickey Mouse outfit.
*repeatedly, all throughout our childhood
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
My dad never took us to Disneyland because he said* it was a real Mickey Mouse outfit.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
My dad never took us to Disneyland because he said* it was a real Mickey Mouse outfit.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
My dad never took us to Disneyland because he said it was a real Mickey Mouse outfit.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
Rectum!? Damn near killed’em!!
Did you hear NASA decided not to put a bar in the International Space Station? Yeah, no atmosphere.
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
My dad never took us to Disneyland because he said it was a real Mickey Mouse outfit.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
Rectum!? Damn near killed’em!!
Did you hear NASA decided not to put a bar in the International Space Station? Yeah, no atmosphere.
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
My dad never took us to Disneyland because he said it was a real Mickey Mouse outfit.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
Rectum!? Damn near killed’em!!
Did you hear NASA decided not to put a bar in the International Space Station? Yeah, no atmosphere.
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
My dad never took us to Disneyland because he said it was a real Mickey Mouse outfit.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
Rectum!? Damn near killed’em!!
Did you hear NASA decided not to put a bar in the International Space Station? Yeah, no atmosphere.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
Although I guess dung would be true for that one as well.
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, “With my hands.”
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten-tickles.
When someone says, “Can I ask you a question?” I always reply, “You just did.”
My buddy bragged to his dad, “Down at college we drink beer like it was water.” Came the reply, “The only problem is it makes you drunk like it was beer.”
I’m reading a book about anti-gravity: it’s impossible to put it down.
My dad never took us to Disneyland because he said it was a real Mickey Mouse outfit.
Where did Napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies!
Rectum!? Damn near killed’em!!
Did you hear NASA decided not to put a bar in the International Space Station? Yeah, no atmosphere.
Did you take a shower today? Why, is one missing?
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!
What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
What’s blue and comely? Monica Lewinsky’s dress.
Next up: Finally! 13 sex partners of the main Big Bang male characters.