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Oscar-nominated movies (any category) from 2018 that you still want to see

  1. Green Book
  2. The Shape of Water
  3. Get Out
  4. Ralph Breaks The Internet
  5. Vice
  6. Black Panther
  7. Bohemian Rhapsody
  8. BlacKkKlansman
  9. The Favourite
  10. Roma
  11. Can You Ever Forgive Me?
  12. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
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Oscar-nominated movies (any category) from 2018 that you still want to see

  1. Green Book
  2. The Shape of Water
  3. Get Out
  4. Ralph Breaks The Internet
  5. Vice
  6. Black Panther
  7. Bohemian Rhapsody
  8. BlacKkKlansman
  9. The Favourite
  10. Roma
  11. Can You Ever Forgive Me?
  12. The Ballad of Buster Scruggs
  13. At Eternity’s Gate

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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. Cash
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. Cash
  4. a girdle
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
  6. A bar of soap and some deodorant
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
  6. A bar of soap and some deodorant
  7. A bathroom scale
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
  6. A bar of soap and some deodorant
  7. A bathroom scale
  8. a scrapbook of photos of his/her better-looking sibling
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
  6. A bar of soap and some deodorant
  7. A bathroom scale
  8. a scrapbook of photos of his/her better-looking sibling
  9. A life-size pachyderm ala the taxiderm
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
  6. A bar of soap and some deodorant
  7. A bathroom scale
  8. a scrapbook of photos of his/her better-looking sibling
  9. A life-size pachyderm ala the taxiderm
  10. mouthwash, toothbrush, toothpaste and breath mints
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
  6. A bar of soap and some deodorant
  7. A bathroom scale
  8. a scrapbook of photos of his/her better-looking sibling
  9. A life-size pachyderm ala the taxiderm
  10. mouthwash, toothbrush, toothpaste and breath mints
  11. Anything that obviously came from the 7-11 that’s on your way home from work
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
  6. A bar of soap and some deodorant
  7. A bathroom scale
  8. a scrapbook of photos of his/her better-looking sibling
  9. A life-size pachyderm ala the taxiderm
  10. mouthwash, toothbrush, toothpaste and breath mints
  11. Anything that obviously came from the 7-11 that’s on your way home from work
  12. An STD
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Gifts you shouldn’t give a significant other on Valentine’s Day

  1. a vacuum cleaner
  2. a flyswatter
  3. cash
  4. a girdle
  5. a weight-loss book
  6. A bar of soap and some deodorant
  7. A bathroom scale
  8. a scrapbook of photos of his/her better-looking sibling
  9. A life-size pachyderm ala the taxiderm
  10. mouthwash, toothbrush, toothpaste and breath mints
  11. Anything that obviously came from the 7-11 that’s on your way home from work
  12. An STD
  13. An unwrapped candy box with half the pieces missing

New list: How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

  1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
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How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

  1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
  2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated.

No, really. He was for Civil Rights for Minorities and Suffrage for Women.

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How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

  1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
  2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
  3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
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How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

  1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
  2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
  3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
  4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates
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How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

  1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
  2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
  3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
  4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates
  5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
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How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

  1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
  2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
  3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
  4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates
  5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
  6. Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020”
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How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

  1. Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
  2. Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
  3. Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
  4. Learn more about the 2020 candidates
  5. Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
  6. Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020”
  7. Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison