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Prof.Pepperwinkle · February 15, 2019, 10:07pm

How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
Learn more about the 2020 candidates
Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020”
Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison
Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave.

gkster · February 16, 2019, 3:51am

How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
Learn more about the 2020 candidates
Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020”
Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison
Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave.
Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day”

Prof. Pepperwinkle, here’s an article you may like:
http://mitrailleuse.net/2015/07/12/dig-up-woodrow-wilsons-bones-and-hang-em/
“It’s time to dig up Woodrow Wilson’s remains and hang them”

Elendil_s_Heir · February 16, 2019, 4:43am

How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
Learn more about the 2020 candidates
Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020”
Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison
Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave.
Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day”
Tell the owner of any store having a President’s Day sale that they’re both disrespectful and historically ignorant

Little_Nemo · February 16, 2019, 5:17am

How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
Learn more about the 2020 candidates
Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020”
Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison
Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave.
Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day”
Tell the owner of any store having a President’s Day sale that they’re both disrespectful and historically ignorant
Mock Benjamin Franklin, Henry Clay, William Jennings Bryan, Adlai Stevenson and all the others who didn’t make the cut.

Elendil_s_Heir · February 16, 2019, 11:05pm

How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
Learn more about the 2020 candidates
Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020”
Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison
Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave.
Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day”
Tell the owner of any store having a President’s Day sale that they’re both disrespectful and historically ignorant
Mock Benjamin Franklin, Henry Clay, William Jennings Bryan, Adlai Stevenson and all the others who didn’t make the cut.
Plan your own White House run for 2024

Prof.Pepperwinkle · February 16, 2019, 11:41pm

How to commemorate President’s Day aside from acknowledging Washington and Lincoln

Post GWB’s picture and pine for the good old days
Contemplate how much better off we would have been if Garfield hadn’t been assassinated
Focus on how improved this country has been for minorities and women
Learn more about the 2020 candidates
Post Millard Fillmore’s painting and lament the passing of the Whig party
Put up a sign “Hillary in 2020”
Wishing the current president had followed in the footsteps of William Henry Harrison
Spit on Woodrow Wilson’s grave.
Tell everyone that it’s “Presidents Numbers 1 through 44 Day”
Tell the owner of any store having a President’s Day sale that they’re both disrespectful and historically ignorant
Mock Benjamin Franklin, Henry Clay, William Jennings Bryan, Adlai Stevenson and all the others who didn’t make the cut.
Plan your own White House run for 2024
Pray for the nation.

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