Bakers Dozen

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Hannibal Lecter

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera
  6. Norman Bates

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera
  6. Norman Bates
  7. Jason Voorhees

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera
  6. Norman Bates
  7. Jason Voorhees
  8. King Joffrey, Game of Thrones

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera
  6. Norman Bates
  7. Jason Voorhees
  8. King Joffrey, Game of Thrones
  9. Darth Vader

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera
  6. Norman Bates
  7. Jason Voorhees
  8. King Joffrey, Game of Thrones
  9. Darth Vader
  10. Kaj Nevis, Tuf Voyaging

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera
  6. Norman Bates
  7. Jason Voorhees
  8. King Joffrey, Game of Thrones
  9. Darth Vader
  10. Kaj Nevis, Tuf Voyaging
  11. The narrator (Montresor), The Cask of Amontillado

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera
  6. Norman Bates
  7. Jason Voorhees
  8. King Joffrey, Game of Thrones
  9. Darth Vader
  10. Kaj Nevis, Tuf Voyaging
  11. The narrator (Montresor), The Cask of Amontillado
  12. Othello, from the Shakespeare play

Famous fictional killers

  1. Andrew Vachss’s Max, the silent killer
  2. Mackie Messer aka Mack the Knife, The Three Penny Opera
  3. Hans Beckert, Peter Lorre’s child killer in M
  4. Dr. Hannibal Lecter
  5. Erik, The Phantom of The Opera
  6. Norman Bates
  7. Jason Voorhees
  8. King Joffrey, Game of Thrones
  9. Darth Vader
  10. Kaj Nevis, Tuf Voyaging
  11. The narrator (Montresor), The Cask of Amontillado
  12. Othello, from the Shakespeare play
  13. Dexter Morgan

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Fictional or legendary thieves, robbers, burglars etc

  1. Macavity the Mystery Cat from TS Eliot’s Old Possum’s Book of Practical Cats
  2. Nuth, from “How Nuth Would Have Practised His Art Upon The Gnoles”, Tales of Wonder by Lord Dunsany
  3. A.J. Raffles, from the series of stories by E.W. Hornung
  4. Robin Hood
  5. Bonnie and Clyde
  6. Bilbo Baggins, “The Hobbit”
  7. The Artful Dodger, from Oliver Twist
  8. Alberich, in Das Rheingold
  9. Dortmunder, from many of Donald Westlake’s caper books
  10. Loki (stealer of fire), Norse mythology
  11. The Phantom, The Pinks Panther (1963)
  12. Jessie James
  13. Thomas Crown, from the Thomas Crown Affair

Next - Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4
  6. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”, Henry V, Act 4, scene 4

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4
  6. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”, Henry V, Act 4, scene 4
  7. “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4
  6. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”, Henry V, Act 4, scene 4
  7. “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
  8. “The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got’st thou that goose look?” Macbeth Act 5 Sc 3

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4
  6. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”, Henry V, Act 4, scene 4
  7. “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
  8. “The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got’st thou that goose look?” Macbeth Act 5 Sc 3
  9. “…nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.” King Lear, Act 2, Scene 2.

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4
  6. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”, Henry V, Act 4, scene 4
  7. “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
  8. “The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got’st thou that goose look?” Macbeth Act 5 Sc 3
  9. “…nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.” King Lear, Act 2, Scene 2.
  10. “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6