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Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4
  6. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”, Henry V, Act 4, scene 4
  7. “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
  8. “The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got’st thou that goose look?” Macbeth Act 5 Sc 3
  9. “…nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.” King Lear, Act 2, Scene 2.
  10. “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6
  11. “You hard hearts; you cruel men of Rome.” Julius Caesar, Act 1, Scene 1

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4
  6. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”, Henry V, Act 4, scene 4
  7. “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
  8. “The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got’st thou that goose look?” Macbeth Act 5 Sc 3
  9. “…nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.” King Lear, Act 2, Scene 2.
  10. “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6
  11. “You hard hearts; you cruel men of Rome.” Julius Caesar, Act 1, Scene 1
  12. “Dost Mother know thou wearest her drapes?” Marvel’s The Avengers

Shakespearean insults

  1. “You Banbury cheese!” The Merry Wives of Windsor, Act 1, scene 1
  2. “Base dunghill villain and mechanical” Henry VI - Part Two, Act 1, Scene 3
  3. “The bolting-hutch of beastliness, that swollen parcel of dropsies, that huge bombard of sack, that stuffed cloak-bag guts", Henry IV Part 1, Act 2 sc 4
  4. “Thou lily-liver’d boy.” Macbeth, Act 5, scene 3
  5. “Why, you whoreson round man” Henry IV, Act 2, Scene 4
  6. “Thou damned and luxurious mountain goat”, Henry V, Act 4, scene 4
  7. “Villain, I have done thy mother” Titus Andronicus, Act 4, Scene 2
  8. “The devil damn thee black, thou cream-faced loon! Where got’st thou that goose look?” Macbeth Act 5 Sc 3
  9. “…nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pander, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch; one whom I will beat into clamorous whining if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition.” King Lear, Act 2, Scene 2.
  10. “A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.” All’s Well That Ends Well, Act 3, Scene 6
  11. “You hard hearts; you cruel men of Rome.” Julius Caesar, Act 1, Scene 1
  12. “Dost Mother know thou wearest her drapes?” Marvel’s The Avengers
  13. “Thou whoreson zed, thou unnecessary letter! . . . I will tread this unbolted villain into mortar and daub the wall of a jakes with him.” King Lear, 2.2

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  2. bougainvillea
  3. carnation
  4. daffodils
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  2. bougainvillea
  3. carnation
  4. daffodils
  5. edelweiss
  6. Forget me not
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  1. azalea
  2. bougainvillea
  3. carnation
  4. daffodils
  5. edelweiss
  6. Forget me not
  7. Gardenia
  8. hyacinth
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It’s Spring! Flowers A-M

  1. azalea
  2. bougainvillea
  3. carnation
  4. daffodils
  5. edelweiss
  6. Forget me not
  7. Gardenia
  8. hyacinth
  9. iris
  10. Jack in the pulpit
  11. kalmia

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  1. azalea
  2. bougainvillea
  3. carnation
  4. daffodils
  5. edelweiss
  6. Forget me not
  7. Gardenia
  8. hyacinth
  9. iris
  10. Jack in the pulpit
  11. kalmia
  12. lilac

It’s Spring! Flowers A-M

  1. azalea
  2. bougainvillea
  3. carnation
  4. daffodils
  5. edelweiss
  6. Forget me not
  7. Gardenia
  8. hyacinth
  9. iris
  10. Jack in the pulpit
  11. kalmia
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  2. oleander
  3. passion flower
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  2. oleander
  3. passion flower
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  3. passion flower
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