Bakers Dozen

[panache45]

Heard backstage at either of the Democratic presidential debates

1. “I think Joe and Bernie both have the same barber now.”
2. “Who are half of these guys, and what are they doing here?”
3. “What, no bowties? I miss Paul Simon.”
4. “Sorry, boss, they’re all refusing to wear name tags.”
5. “Have you heard from Grand Master Soros yet?”
6. “Even Trump’s going to have a hard time coming up with custom-tailored insults for all of 'em.”
7. “Is Lester Holt to be the new ‘Orange One’?”
8. “If we fined their campaigns for every second they kept speaking after being asked to stop, that might make 'em stick to the time limits better.”
9. “Wake me up when it’s over.”
10. “Joe just got pantsed.”

[Tangent]

Heard backstage at either of the Democratic presidential debates

1. “I think Joe and Bernie both have the same barber now.”
2. “Who are half of these guys, and what are they doing here?”
3. “What, no bowties? I miss Paul Simon.”
4. “Sorry, boss, they’re all refusing to wear name tags.”
5. “Have you heard from Grand Master Soros yet?”
6. “Even Trump’s going to have a hard time coming up with custom-tailored insults for all of 'em.”
7. “Is Lester Holt to be the new ‘Orange One’?”
8. “If we fined their campaigns for every second they kept speaking after being asked to stop, that might make 'em stick to the time limits better.”
9. “Wake me up when it’s over.”
10. “Joe just got pantsed.”
11. “Call security! There’s a strange woman out on the stage next to Hickenlooper.”

[Covfefe]

Heard backstage at either of the Democratic presidential debates

1. “I think Joe and Bernie both have the same barber now.”
2. “Who are half of these guys, and what are they doing here?”
3. “What, no bowties? I miss Paul Simon.”
4. “Sorry, boss, they’re all refusing to wear name tags.”
5. “Have you heard from Grand Master Soros yet?”
6. “Even Trump’s going to have a hard time coming up with custom-tailored insults for all of 'em.”
7. “Is Lester Holt to be the new ‘Orange One’?”
8. “If we fined their campaigns for every second they kept speaking after being asked to stop, that might make 'em stick to the time limits better.”
9. “Wake me up when it’s over.”
10. “Joe just got pantsed.”
11. “Call security! There’s a strange woman out on the stage next to Hickenlooper.”
12. “Does Trump even speak Spanish?”

[Annie-Xmas]

Heard backstage at either of the Democratic presidential debates

1. “I think Joe and Bernie both have the same barber now.”
2. “Who are half of these guys, and what are they doing here?”
3. “What, no bowties? I miss Paul Simon.”
4. “Sorry, boss, they’re all refusing to wear name tags.”
5. “Have you heard from Grand Master Soros yet?”
6. “Even Trump’s going to have a hard time coming up with custom-tailored insults for all of 'em.”
7. “Is Lester Holt to be the new ‘Orange One’?”
8. “If we fined their campaigns for every second they kept speaking after being asked to stop, that might make 'em stick to the time limits better.”
9. “Wake me up when it’s over.”
10. “Joe just got pantsed.”
11. “Call security! There’s a strange woman out on the stage next to Hickenlooper.”
12. “Does Trump even speak Spanish?”
13. “Any one of these guys could trump Trump in the next election. Any women, on the other hand…”

Next up: It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip

[Infovore]

Next up: It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.

[Infovore]

[oops, sorry, the squirrels were cranky and I made a double post]

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Next up: It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn

[gkster]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes

[SpoilerVirgin]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast

[panache45]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast
6. Red, white and blue dipped strawberries

[gkster]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast
6. Red, white and blue dipped strawberries
7. Red tomato salsa, white sour cream and blue corn chips

[panache45]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast
6. Red, white and blue dipped strawberries
7. Red tomato salsa, white sour cream and blue corn chips
8. Blueberry sorbet with raspberries and banana chunks

[Dendarii_Dame]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast
6. Red, white and blue dipped strawberries
7. Red tomato salsa, white sour cream and blue corn chips
8. Blueberry sorbet with raspberries and banana chunks
9. Strawberries and blueberries on vanilla ice cream

[Infovore]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast
6. Red, white and blue dipped strawberries
7. Red tomato salsa, white sour cream and blue corn chips
8. Blueberry sorbet with raspberries and banana chunks
9. Strawberries and blueberries on vanilla ice cream
10. Strawberry Short Kook, Looie Blue Raspberry, and Cosmic Coconut Otter Pops.

[gkster]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast
6. Red, white and blue dipped strawberries
7. Red tomato salsa, white sour cream and blue corn chips
8. Blueberry sorbet with raspberries and banana chunks
9. Strawberries and blueberries on vanilla ice cream
10. Strawberry Short Kook, Looie Blue Raspberry, and Cosmic Coconut Otter Pops.
11. Red white & Blue Jello, “sea glass” / “Cathedral Window” style

Red White and Blue Jello

[Cardigan]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast
6. Red, white and blue dipped strawberries
7. Red tomato salsa, white sour cream and blue corn chips
8. Blueberry sorbet with raspberries and banana chunks
9. Strawberries and blueberries on vanilla ice cream
10. Strawberry Short Kook, Looie Blue Raspberry, and Cosmic Coconut Otter Pops.
11. Red white & Blue Jello, “sea glass” / “Cathedral Window” style
12. Red, White, and blue cake

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

It’s the 4th of July. What red, white, and blue food are you going to serve?

1. Strawberries and Blueberries topped with Cool Whip
2. A big ol’ bowl of red, white, and blue M&Ms.
3. Tricolor popcorn
4. American flag cake, decorated with frosting, mini-marshmallows, raspberries and blueberries for the stars and stripes
5. Red, white and blue Cap’n Crunch cereal for breakfast
6. Red, white and blue dipped strawberries
7. Red tomato salsa, white sour cream and blue corn chips
8. Blueberry sorbet with raspberries and banana chunks
9. Strawberries and blueberries on vanilla ice cream
10. Strawberry Short Kook, Looie Blue Raspberry, and Cosmic Coconut Otter Pops.
11. Red white & Blue Jello, “sea glass” / “Cathedral Window” style
12. Red, White, and blue cake
13. Red, White, and blue Jell-O shots
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Why is the SDMB so slow?

1. The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.

[Nonsuch]

Why is the SDMB so slow?

1. The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
2. People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts

[Infovore]

Why is the SDMB so slow?

1. The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
2. People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
3. The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.

[Andy_L]

Why is the SDMB so slow?

1. The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
2. People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
3. I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”