Bakers Dozen

Prof.Pepperwinkle · July 1, 2019, 3:50pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.

Andy_L · July 1, 2019, 3:57pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.

Tidying up and adding a missed entry

Andy_L · July 1, 2019, 3:59pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.

Tidying up and adding a missed entry

Annie-Xmas · July 1, 2019, 4:31pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.
Straight Dope makes for slow dopes.

Thin_Ice · July 1, 2019, 6:21pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.
Straight Dope makes for slow dopes.
The monkey updating the board’s code has to take time out to type Shakespeare’s works.

Knowed_Out · July 1, 2019, 6:24pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.
Straight Dope makes for slow dopes.
The monkey updating the board’s code has to take time out to type Shakespeare’s works.
We’re old timers and don’t like change.

Tangent · July 1, 2019, 6:53pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.
Straight Dope makes for slow dopes.
The monkey updating the board’s code has to take time out to type Shakespeare’s works.
We’re old timers and don’t like change.
Too many double-posts.

SpoilerVirgin · July 1, 2019, 9:50pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.
Straight Dope makes for slow dopes.
The monkey updating the board’s code has to take time out to type Shakespeare’s works.
We’re old timers and don’t like change.
Too many double-posts.
Server error (at least that’s what it told me the last four times I tried to post this)

gkster · July 1, 2019, 9:54pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.
Straight Dope makes for slow dopes.
The monkey updating the board’s code has to take time out to type Shakespeare’s works.
We’re old timers and don’t like change.
Too many double-posts.
Server error (at least that’s what it told me the last four times I tried to post this)
Molasses somewhere in the works

Covfefe · July 1, 2019, 10:34pm

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.
Straight Dope makes for slow dopes.
The monkey updating the board’s code has to take time out to type Shakespeare’s works.
We’re old timers and don’t like change.
Too many double-posts.
Server error (at least that’s what it told me the last four times I tried to post this)
Molasses somewhere in the works
Site headquarters are being moved to North Korea

Mean_Mr.Mustard · July 2, 2019, 12:43am

Why is the SDMB so slow?

The hamster on the wheel powering the server is so tired.
People insist on adding to threads with more than 65,000 posts
The electrons are clogged up in the tubes, and a flush-out is overdue.
I’m searching for that post I made in 2007, where I said “the answer is (something, something).”
Net neutrality is no more.
Straight Dope makes for slow dopes.
The monkey updating the board’s code has to take time out to type Shakespeare’s works.
We’re old timers and don’t like change.
Too many double-posts.
Server error (at least that’s what it told me the last four times I tried to post this)
Molasses somewhere in the works
Site headquarters are being moved to North Korea
Because it knows I want to use it

Covfefe · July 2, 2019, 12:47am