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[Elendil_s_Heir]

2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen

1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist!
2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome…
3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles
4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas.
5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything.
6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard!
7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers!

[Little_Nemo]

2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen

1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist!
2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome…
3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles
4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas.
5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything.
6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard!
7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers!
8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible.

[atimnie]

2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen

1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist!
2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome…
3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles
4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas.
5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything.
6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard!
7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers!
8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible.
9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE!

[panache45]

2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen

1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist!
2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome…
3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles
4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas.
5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything.
6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard!
7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers!
8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible.
9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE!
10. John McCain: Dead, but still better than Trump.

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen

1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist!
2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome…
3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles
4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas.
5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything.
6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard!
7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers!
8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible.
9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE!
10. John McCain: Dead, but still better than Trump.
11. Kamala Harris: 'Cause Bernie, Joe & Liz are just too old!

[Knowed_Out]

2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen

1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist!
2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome…
3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles
4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas.
5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything.
6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard!
7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers!
8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible.
9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE!
10. John McCain: Dead, but still better than Trump.
11. Kamala Harris: 'Cause Bernie, Joe & Liz are just too old!
12. Pete Buttigieg - His name’s got “Butt” in it. hur hur hur

[Cardigan]

2020 slogans that never made it out of the campaign-consultant bullpen

1. Bernie Sanders: The NON-evil kind of socialist!
2. Beto O’Rourke: Soooo handsome…
3. Joe Walsh: No, not the guy in the Eagles
4. Elizabeth Warren: Ok, I admit it, I’m Pocahontas.
5. Mike Pence: He’ll stand for anything.
6. Ted Cruz: Look at him with the beard!
7. Donald Trump: Admit it, I’m just as bad as you expected, and yet you’re gonna vote for me again, losers!
8. Jimmy Carter: He’s still eligible.
9. Hillary Clinton: Please, give me a second chance to beat Trump, PLEEEEEASE!
10. John McCain: Dead, but still better than Trump.
11. Kamala Harris: 'Cause Bernie, Joe & Liz are just too old!
12. Pete Buttigieg - His name’s got “Butt” in it. hur hur hur
13. Bill Weld: support the obvious frontrunner

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Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day

[panache45]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day

[atimnie]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day

[Intergalactic_Gladiator]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day
6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day

[Annie-Xmas]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day
6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day
   7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day

[Sparky812]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day
6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day
   7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day
7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day

[Little_Nemo]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day
6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day
   7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day
7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day
8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day

I’m not sure I’m willing to commit to making my bed every year.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day
6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day
   7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day
7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day
8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day
9. March 17 - Evacuation Day

You probably didn’t know about it unless you’re a Bay Stater. How fortuitous that the British Army evacuated Boston on St. Patrick’s Day 1776, later giving rise to a twofer local holiday in a heavily-Irish state!: Evacuation Day (Massachusetts) - Wikipedia

[Prof.Pepperwinkle]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day
6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day
   7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day
7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day
8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day
9. March 17 - Evacuation Day
10. October 25 - The Day of the Hallowing of Nestorius

[panache45]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day
6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day
   7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day
7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day
8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day
9. March 17 - Evacuation Day
10. October 25 - The Day of the Hallowing of Nestorius
11. February 9 – National Bagels and Lox Day

[SpoilerVirgin]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day
2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day
3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day
4. August 8 - International Cat Day
5. March 15th - World Contact Day
6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day
   7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day
7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day
8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day
9. March 17 - Evacuation Day
10. October 25 - The Day of the Hallowing of Nestorius
11. February 9 – National Bagels and Lox Day
12. October 29 - National Internet Day

[gkster]

Official ‘days’ no one knows about

1. March 21 - world poetry day

2. September 3 - National Welsh Rarebit Day

3. April 15 - National Glazed Spiral Ham Day

4. August 8 - International Cat Day

5. March 15th - World Contact Day

6. September 7 - National Beer Lover’s Day
   7.October 31- ​National Caramel Apple Day

7. September 8 - National Grandparent Day

8. September 11 - National Make Your Bed Day

9. March 17 - Evacuation Day

10. October 25 - The Day of the Hallowing of Nestorius

11. February 9 – National Bagels and Lox Day

12. September 3 - Skyscraper Day
    Next: Quotes or song lyrics that mention September

13. “April Come She Will”, Simon and Garfunkel: “September, I remember / A love once new has now grown old”