Bakers Dozen

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”
  6. “You would be so pretty if you’d just…”

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”
  6. “You would be so pretty if you’d just…”
  7. “Your sister is a lot better in the sack.”

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”
  6. “You would be so pretty if you’d just…”
  7. “Your sister is a lot better in the sack.”
  8. “Is it in yet?”

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”
  6. “You would be so pretty if you’d just…”
  7. “Your sister is a lot better in the sack.”
  8. “Is it in yet?”
  9. “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you really should know…”

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”
  6. “You would be so pretty if you’d just…”
  7. “Your sister is a lot better in the sack.”
  8. “Is it in yet?”
  9. “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you really should know…”
  10. “Is that what you’re going to wear?”

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”
  6. “You would be so pretty if you’d just…”
  7. “Your sister is a lot better in the sack.”
  8. “Is it in yet?”
  9. “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you really should know…”
  10. “Is that what you’re going to wear?”
  11. “I think we should start seeing other people.”

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”
  6. “You would be so pretty if you’d just…”
  7. “Your sister is a lot better in the sack.”
  8. “Is it in yet?”
  9. “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you really should know…”
  10. “Is that what you’re going to wear?”
  11. “I think we should start seeing other people.”
  12. “I hate you.”

The phrases that hurt

  1. “It’s not you - it’s me.”
  2. “I’m telling you this for your own good.”
  3. “This hurts me more than it hurts you.”
  4. “We need to talk…”
  5. “Oops.”
  6. “You would be so pretty if you’d just…”
  7. “Your sister is a lot better in the sack.”
  8. “Is it in yet?”
  9. “I don’t know how to tell you this, but you really should know…”
  10. “Is that what you’re going to wear?”
  11. “I think we should start seeing other people.”
  12. “I hate you.”
  13. “You do know that I’m really a guy/girl, right?”

Pass

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”

Says I, selling booze to a 40 year old woman. :smack:

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”
  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”
  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”
  6. “Thank you for everything you do all the time”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”
  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”
  6. “Thank you for everything you do all the time”
  7. “I will always be there for you.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”
  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”
  6. “Thank you for everything you do all the time”
  7. “I will always be there for you.”
  8. “Let me put these big, soft pillows all around you, sweetie.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”
  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”
  6. “Thank you for everything you do all the time”
  7. “I will always be there for you.”
  8. “Let me put these big, soft pillows all around you, sweetie.”
  9. “You’re not a bad person just because you made a mistake, you’re just human.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”
  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”
  6. “Thank you for everything you do all the time”
  7. “I will always be there for you.”
  8. “Let me put these big, soft pillows all around you, sweetie.”
  9. “You’re not a bad person just because you made a mistake, you’re just human.”
  10. “I admit that I was the one who was wrong, and I’m sorry.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”
  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”
  6. “Thank you for everything you do all the time”
  7. “I will always be there for you.”
  8. “Let me put these big, soft pillows all around you, sweetie.”
  9. “You’re not a bad person just because you made a mistake, you’re just human.”
  10. “I admit that I was the one who was wrong, and I’m sorry.”
  11. “Thank you, just for being all the things you are.”