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The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”
  2. “Let me help you with that.”
  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”
  4. “Can I see some ID please?”
  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”
  6. “Thank you for everything you do all the time”
  7. “I will always be there for you.”
  8. “Let me put these big, soft pillows all around you, sweetie.”
  9. “You’re not a bad person just because you made a mistake, you’re just human.”
  10. “I admit that I was the one who was wrong, and I’m sorry.”
  11. “Thank you, just for being all the things you are.”
  12. “Even the worst President in U.S. history can’t live forever.”

The phrases that comfort

  1. “It’s okay–I’m here for you.”

  2. “Let me help you with that.”

  3. “I’m not going anywhere.”

  4. “Can I see some ID please?”

  5. “No matter what, just remember I love you.”

  6. “Thank you for everything you do all the time”

  7. “I will always be there for you.”

  8. “Let me put these big, soft pillows all around you, sweetie.”

  9. “You’re not a bad person just because you made a mistake, you’re just human.”

  10. “I admit that I was the one who was wrong, and I’m sorry.”

  11. “Thank you, just for being all the things you are.”

  12. “Even the worst President in U.S. history can’t live forever.”

  13. “The Dude abides.”
    Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  14. New pair of headphones

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color
  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color
  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch
  6. An Insta Pot

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color
  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch
  6. An Insta Pot
  7. A set of amazing strings for my cello

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color
  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch
  6. An Insta Pot
  7. A set of amazing strings for my cello
  8. A spa set (facial mask, massage brush, aromatherapy oils)

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color
  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch
  6. An Insta Pot
  7. A set of amazing strings for my cello
  8. A spa set (facial mask, massage brush, aromatherapy oils)
  9. The Criterion Collection bluray of Detour

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color
  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch
  6. An Insta Pot
  7. A set of amazing strings for my cello
  8. A spa set (facial mask, massage brush, aromatherapy oils)
  9. The Criterion Collection bluray of Detour
  10. A personalized desk calendar with family photos

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color
  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch
  6. An Insta Pot
  7. A set of amazing strings for my cello
  8. A spa set (facial mask, massage brush, aromatherapy oils)
  9. The Criterion Collection bluray of Detour
  10. A personalized desk calendar with family photos
  11. A planning calendar with stickers for recording events including doctor’s appointment, oil change, date night etc

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones
  2. Art supplies
  3. Gift Cards
  4. An umbrella that changes color
  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch
  6. An Insta Pot
  7. A set of amazing strings for my cello
  8. A spa set (facial mask, massage brush, aromatherapy oils)
  9. The Criterion Collection bluray of Detour
  10. A personalized desk calendar with family photos
  11. A planning calendar with stickers for recording events including doctor’s appointment, oil change, date night etc
  12. A gift bag with a pair of slipper socks, a warm hat and a travel mug.

From the store I cashier at, based on my purchases throughout the year.

Christmas Presents You Received This Year

  1. New pair of headphones

  2. Art supplies

  3. Gift Cards

  4. An umbrella that changes color

  5. Bottle of single-malt Scotch

  6. An Insta Pot

  7. A set of amazing strings for my cello

  8. A spa set (facial mask, massage brush, aromatherapy oils)

  9. The Criterion Collection bluray of Detour

  10. A personalized desk calendar with family photos

  11. A planning calendar with stickers for recording events including doctor’s appointment, oil change, date night etc

  12. A gift bag with a pair of slipper socks, a warm hat and a travel mug.

  13. A star sapphire ring from Badali Jewelry’s LOTR collection.
    What you *wish *you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  14. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.

What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth

What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job

What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave

What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President

Maybe next year

What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me

What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me
  7. A buyer for the tons of art work in my house