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What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me
  7. A buyer for the tons of art work in my house
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What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me
  7. A buyer for the tons of art work in my house
  8. One meeeelion dollars
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What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me
  7. A buyer for the tons of art work in my house
  8. One meeeelion dollars
  9. A magic wand to wave away wrinkles, age spots and cat scratches (from my misbehaving cat)
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What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me
  7. A buyer for the tons of art work in my house
  8. One meeeelion dollars
  9. A magic wand to wave away wrinkles, age spots and cat scratches (from my misbehaving cat)
  10. The return of all my deceased friends and lovers.
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What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me
  7. A buyer for the tons of art work in my house
  8. One meeeelion dollars
  9. A magic wand to wave away wrinkles, age spots and cat scratches (from my misbehaving cat)
  10. The return of all my deceased friends and lovers.
  11. Seasonable weather, an abundance of the fruits of the earth, and peaceful times.

Cribbed from St. John Chrysostom.

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What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me
  7. A buyer for the tons of art work in my house
  8. One meeeelion dollars
  9. A magic wand to wave away wrinkles, age spots and cat scratches (from my misbehaving cat)
  10. The return of all my deceased friends and lovers.
  11. Seasonable weather, an abundance of the fruits of the earth, and peaceful times.
  12. Superpowers
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What you wish you got for Christmas this year (whimsical answers encouraged):

  1. A working TARDIS, so I could have more time.
  2. My lost youth
  3. A full time job
  4. Cats that behave
  5. A new US President
  6. Someone to get all these freaking birds my “true love” gave to me
  7. A buyer for the tons of art work in my house
  8. One meeeelion dollars
  9. A magic wand to wave away wrinkles, age spots and cat scratches (from my misbehaving cat)
  10. The return of all my deceased friends and lovers.
  11. Seasonable weather, an abundance of the fruits of the earth, and peaceful times.
  12. Superpowers
  13. No more 502/504 errors

New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
  6. Get healthy, and the rest will fall in line
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
  6. Get healthy, and the rest will fall in line
  7. Get my art work in a one-man gallery show
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
  6. Get healthy, and the rest will fall in line
  7. Get my art work in a one-man gallery show
  8. Post my ambient music and photo manipulations on YouTube
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
  6. Get healthy, and the rest will fall in line
  7. Get my art work in a one-man gallery show
  8. Post my ambient music and photo manipulations on YouTube
  9. Read new authors, listen to new musical artists and eat new foods
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
  6. Get healthy, and the rest will fall in line
  7. Get my art work in a one-man gallery show
  8. Post my ambient music and photo manipulations on YouTube
  9. Read new authors, listen to new musical artists and eat new foods
  10. Ride my bicycle more often
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
  6. Get healthy, and the rest will fall in line
  7. Get my art work in a one-man gallery show
  8. Post my ambient music and photo manipulations on YouTube
  9. Read new authors, listen to new musical artists and eat new foods
  10. Ride my bicycle more often
  11. Remember that those idiot drivers are actually people
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New Years resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
  6. Get healthy, and the rest will fall in line
  7. Get my art work in a one-man gallery show
  8. Post my ambient music and photo manipulations on YouTube
  9. Read new authors, listen to new musical artists and eat new foods
  10. Ride my bicycle more often
  11. Remember that those idiot drivers are actually people
  12. Get the back surgery I’ve been putting off
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New Year’s resolutions

  1. Stop screaming at my computer (does no fucking good)
  2. Spend more time with my grandson
  3. Keep better track of forms and deadlines at work
  4. Write more books, and get better at advertising and promoting my work
  5. Walk to and from work at least twice a week, for starters.
  6. Get healthy, and the rest will fall in line
  7. Get my artwork in a one-man gallery show
  8. Post my ambient music and photo manipulations on YouTube
  9. Read new authors, listen to new musical artists and eat new foods
  10. Ride my bicycle more often
  11. Remember that those idiot drivers are actually people
  12. Get the back surgery I’ve been putting off
  13. make no more resolutions that I’m unlikely to keep

Next up:

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
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Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency