Bakers Dozen

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf
  6. OJ Simpson and Anita Bryant die in what’s being called “The Double Orange Juice Suicide Pact”

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf
  6. OJ Simpson and Anita Bryant die in what’s being called “The Double Orange Juice Suicide Pact”
  7. Ralph Nader corners the market for collectable Corvairs

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf
  6. OJ Simpson and Anita Bryant die in what’s being called “The Double Orange Juice Suicide Pact”
  7. Ralph Nader corners the market for collectable Corvairs
  8. Flying cars discounted heavily due to over-production

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf
  6. OJ Simpson and Anita Bryant die in what’s being called “The Double Orange Juice Suicide Pact”
  7. Ralph Nader corners the market for collectable Corvairs
  8. Flying cars discounted heavily due to over-production
  9. Kim Kardashian’s paper on the structure of the post-translational protein translocation machinery of the endoplasmic reticulum membrane is published in ‘Nature’

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf
  6. OJ Simpson and Anita Bryant die in what’s being called “The Double Orange Juice Suicide Pact”
  7. Ralph Nader corners the market for collectable Corvairs
  8. Flying cars discounted heavily due to over-production
  9. Kim Kardashian’s paper on the structure of the post-translational protein translocation machinery of the endoplasmic reticulum membrane is published in ‘Nature’
    lO. OJ confuses, joins Bill Cosby in prison.

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf
  6. OJ Simpson and Anita Bryant die in what’s being called “The Double Orange Juice Suicide Pact”
  7. Ralph Nader corners the market for collectable Corvairs
  8. Flying cars discounted heavily due to over-production
  9. Kim Kardashian’s paper on the structure of the post-translational protein translocation machinery of the endoplasmic reticulum membrane is published in ‘Nature’
    lO. OJ confuses, joins Bill Cosby in prison.
  10. Greta Thunberg starts doing commercials for Shell Oil.

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf
  6. OJ Simpson and Anita Bryant die in what’s being called “The Double Orange Juice Suicide Pact”
  7. Ralph Nader corners the market for collectable Corvairs
  8. Flying cars discounted heavily due to over-production
  9. Kim Kardashian’s paper on the structure of the post-translational protein translocation machinery of the endoplasmic reticulum membrane is published in ‘Nature’
    lO. OJ confuses, joins Bill Cosby in prison.
  10. Greta Thunberg starts doing commercials for Shell Oil.
  11. Donald Trump gets confused and goes to grab Mitch McConnell’s pussy. And finds it.

Unlikely headlines for 2020

  1. Trump, Pelosi slip away for jet-skiing weekend in Aruba
  2. Hillary decides to run again after all, and wins the Presidency
  3. Trump Deletes His Twitter Account
  4. Jesus returns and brings John Lennon with him.
  5. Mike Pence publicly admits that he’s the Elf on the Shelf
  6. OJ Simpson and Anita Bryant die in what’s being called “The Double Orange Juice Suicide Pact”
  7. Ralph Nader corners the market for collectable Corvairs
  8. Flying cars discounted heavily due to over-production
  9. Kim Kardashian’s paper on the structure of the post-translational protein translocation machinery of the endoplasmic reticulum membrane is published in ‘Nature’
    lO. OJ confuses, joins Bill Cosby in prison.
  10. Greta Thunberg starts doing commercials for Shell Oil.
  11. Donald Trump gets confused and goes to grab Mitch McConnell’s pussy. And finds it.
  12. Joe Biden appears in a Playgirl centerfold spread

Pass.

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin
  2. “Frog-i-More Rag” by Jelly Roll Morton

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin
  2. “Frog-i-More Rag” by Jelly Roll Morton
  3. Giacomo Puccini’s opera “Turandot”

Whoops. Made a mistake. “Frog-i-more” is from 1918. My bad. Here’s the current list with a change at #2

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin
  2. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  3. Giacomo Puccini’s opera “Turandot”

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin
  2. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  3. Giacomo Puccini’s opera “Turandot”
  4. When We Were Very Young by A.A. Milne

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin
  2. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  3. Giacomo Puccini’s opera “Turandot”
  4. When We Were Very Young by A.A. Milne
  5. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin
  2. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  3. Giacomo Puccini’s opera “Turandot”
  4. When We Were Very Young by A.A. Milne
  5. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  6. The King of Elfland’s Daughter by Lord Dunsany

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin
  2. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  3. Giacomo Puccini’s opera “Turandot”
  4. When We Were Very Young by A.A. Milne
  5. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  6. The King of Elfland’s Daughter by Lord Dunsany
  7. Tarzan and the Ant Men, Edgar Rice Burroughs

Works from 1924 that will enter the public domain on Jan. 1, 2020.

  1. Rhapsody in Blue by George Gershwin
  2. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  3. Giacomo Puccini’s opera “Turandot”
  4. When We Were Very Young by A.A. Milne
  5. A Passage to India by E. M. Forster
  6. The King of Elfland’s Daughter by Lord Dunsany
  7. Edgar Rice Burroughs, Tarzan and the Ant Men
  8. Beau Geste by P.C. Wren