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Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!
  6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door.
  7. SAM AND JANET Evening
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Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!
  6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door.
  7. SAM AND JANET Evening
  8. I’m fine. Hawaii you?

you didn’t say they had to good… or funny. :wink:

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Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!
  6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door.
  7. SAM AND JANET Evening
  8. I’m fine. Hawaii you?
  9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
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Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!
  6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door.
  7. SAM AND JANET Evening
  8. I’m fine. Hawaii you?
  9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
  10. Izzer a doctor in the house?

“Mooo!” (the impatient cow) is my all-time favorite knock-knock joke.

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Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!
  6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door.
  7. SAM AND JANET Evening
  8. I’m fine. Hawaii you?
  9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
  10. Izzer a doctor in the house?
  11. Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him.
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Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!
  6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door.
  7. SAM AND JANET Evening
  8. I’m fine. Hawaii you?
  9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
  10. Izzer a doctor in the house?
  11. Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him.
  12. ANITA gang bang/I always will/Because a gang bang gives me such a thrill…
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Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!
  6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door.
  7. SAM AND JANET Evening
  8. I’m fine. Hawaii you?
  9. Doris locked that’s why I am knocking!
  10. Izzer a doctor in the house?
  11. Tears welled in Dave’s eyes as he realized that his grandmother’s Alzheimer’s had progressed to the point where she no longer recognized him.
  12. ANITA gang bang/I always will/Because a gang bang gives me such a thrill…
  13. Yes, yes they do.

Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
    2 Charlie the Tuna
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger

eta - Hey, they all have the same middle name! :wink:

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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
  7. Mikey

“He won’t like it, he hates everything!”

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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
  7. Mikey
  8. Speedy the Alka-Seltzer Kid
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
  7. Mikey
  8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
  7. Mikey
  8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature
  9. McDonald-land characters

Captain Crook, Mayor McCheese, the Hamburglar, Grimace, etc… Young Dopelings may not remember that once Ronald was one of many in a McPantheon.

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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
  7. Mikey
  8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature
  9. McDonald-land characters
  10. The Lonely Maytag repairman.
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
  7. Mikey
  8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature
  9. McDonald-land characters
  10. The Lonely Maytag repairman.
  11. Speedy (Alka Seltzer)
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
  7. Mikey
  8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature
  9. McDonald-land characters
  10. The Lonely Maytag repairman.
  11. Speedy (Alka Seltzer)
  12. Quisp and Quake
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Pre-1980 advertising characters

  1. Morris the Cat
  2. Charlie the Tuna
  3. Tony the Tiger
  4. Sugar Bear (who has no middle name)
  5. Cap’n Crunch
  6. Mr. Whipple
  7. Mikey
  8. It’s not nice to fool…Mother Nature
  9. McDonald-land characters
  10. The Lonely Maytag repairman.
  11. Speedy (Alka Seltzer)
  12. Quisp and Quake
  13. Count Chocula

This one was mine, so I’ll pass on doing the next one.