Bakers Dozen

Things used daily in 9-12-2011 that didn’t exist (or at least weren’t well known) on 9-12-2001

  1. YouTube
  2. iPad
  3. Google Chrome
  4. Facebook
  5. There’s an app for that!
  6. Blu-rays
  7. World of Warcraft
  8. iPhones/phones inspired by iPhones
  9. barackobama.com
  10. iPods (introduced November 2001)
  11. Internet based phone service
  12. Wikipedia

Things used daily in 9-12-2011 that didn’t exist (or at least weren’t well known) on 9-12-2001

  1. YouTube
  2. iPad
  3. Google Chrome
  4. Facebook
  5. There’s an app for that!
  6. Blu-rays
  7. World of Warcraft
  8. iPhones/phones inspired by iPhones
  9. barackobama.com
  10. iPods (introduced November 2001)
  11. Internet based phone service
  12. Wikipedia
  13. McDonald’s sweet tea

Next category:

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels.

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel

Because I travel on the cheap.

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel
  6. Super 8

I’ll see your Microtel and lower you;)

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel
  6. Super 8
  7. TraveLodge

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel
  6. Super 8
  7. TraveLodge
  8. Red Roof Inn

::runs screaming from the room:: worst. night. ever.

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel
  6. Super 8
  7. TraveLodge
  8. Red Roof Inn
  9. Motel 6

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel
  6. Super 8
  7. TraveLodge
  8. Red Roof Inn
  9. Motel 6
  10. Four Seasons

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel
  6. Super 8
  7. TraveLodge
  8. Red Roof Inn
  9. Motel 6
  10. Four Seasons
  11. Mariott

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel
  6. Super 8
  7. TraveLodge
  8. Red Roof Inn
  9. Motel 6
  10. Four Seasons
  11. Marriott
  12. Ritz-Carlton

Marriott entirely owns Ritz-Carlton, I just learned from Wiki.

And I actually have some very pleasant memories from my bachelor days of the Red Roof Inn in Nashua, N.H.

Major hotel chains

  1. Holiday Inn
  2. Hilton
  3. Fairmont Hotels
  4. Sheraton
  5. Microtel
  6. Super 8
  7. TraveLodge
  8. Red Roof Inn
  9. Motel 6
  10. Four Seasons
  11. Marriott
  12. Ritz-Carlton
  13. Westin Hotels

Next category: Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?

Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?

Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?

Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.

Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!

Punch lines to knock-knock jokes

  1. JAMAICA good grade on your test?
  2. ORANGE you glad I didn’t say banana?
  3. Now you look at me and ask, Control Freak Who?
  4. (BOO) Don’t cry. It’s only a knock-knock joke.
  5. Moooo!
  6. Mikey isn’t working. Open the door.