Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
“If you’ve got the booze, I’ve got the pills.”
“A movie’ll get you first base; you wanna home run? a weekend in Atlantic City.”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
“If you’ve got the booze, I’ve got the pills.”
“A movie’ll get you first base; you wanna home run? A weekend in Atlantic City.”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
“If you’ve got the booze, I’ve got the pills.”
“A movie’ll get you first base; you wanna home run? A weekend in Atlantic City.”
“Guess what? I’m going commando.”
“I want to remain a virgin until I’m married, so you can only take my ass.”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
“If you’ve got the booze, I’ve got the pills.”
“A movie’ll get you first base; you wanna home run? A weekend in Atlantic City.”
“Guess what? I’m going commando.”
“I want to remain a virgin until I’m married, so you can only take my ass.”
“When I get drunk and stoned, I’m get so horny!!”
I’m really looking forward to when my daughter starts dating, I’ll be at the door wearing one of these one of these!
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
“If you’ve got the booze, I’ve got the pills.”
“A movie’ll get you first base; you wanna home run? A weekend in Atlantic City.”
“Guess what? I’m going commando.”
“I want to remain a virgin until I’m married, so you can only take my ass.”
“When I get drunk and stoned, I’m get so horny!!”
“We could talk about the trig test, I guess, or we could go skinny dipping. What’ll it be?”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
“If you’ve got the booze, I’ve got the pills.”
“A movie’ll get you first base; you wanna home run? A weekend in Atlantic City.”
“Guess what? I’m going commando.”
“I want to remain a virgin until I’m married, so you can only take my ass.”
“When I get drunk and stoned, I’m get so horny!!”
“We could talk about the trig test, I guess, or we could go skinny dipping. What’ll it be?”
“I think your Prophet is right, we are meant to be together!”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
“If you’ve got the booze, I’ve got the pills.”
“A movie’ll get you first base; you wanna home run? A weekend in Atlantic City.”
“Guess what? I’m going commando.”
“I want to remain a virgin until I’m married, so you can only take my ass.”
“When I get drunk and stoned, I’m get so horny!!”
“We could talk about the trig test, I guess, or we could go skinny dipping. What’ll it be?”
“I think your Prophet is right, we are meant to be together!”
“I don’t read the news at all, Coach Sandusky. By the way, who’s that boy in the back seat? Your son?”
Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date
“I know he said we had to be back by ten. The motel’s not that far.”
“I’m so excited! I’ve never been to a rave before!”
“No, I’m not affiliated with Chris Hansen, I don’t even know who that is or why you have a lawyer wanting you to ask, so turn off the phone and come on over!”
“It’s ok, if the rash doesn’t bother you it doesn’t bother me either.”
“If you’ve got the booze, I’ve got the pills.”
“A movie’ll get you first base; you wanna home run? A weekend in Atlantic City.”
“Guess what? I’m going commando.”
“I want to remain a virgin until I’m married, so you can only take my ass.”
“When I get drunk and stoned, I’m get so horny!!”
“We could talk about the trig test, I guess, or we could go skinny dipping. What’ll it be?”
“I think your Prophet is right, we are meant to be together!”
“I don’t read the news at all, Coach Sandusky. By the way, who’s that boy in the back seat? Your son?”
Now if I go out with you, Mr. Williams, that means an automatic A in your class. Right?
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