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9722

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
9723

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
9724

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
  6. A prenup.
9725

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
  6. A prenup.
  7. A lawnmower

Dad gave Mom her own personal electric lawnmower for Mother’s Day.

9726

As an academic interest, I would like to see the topic:

“Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date”

and see how it compares to the already-done

“Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage daughter say to her first date”

:slight_smile:

9727

If you don’t, I will. But I suspect it won’t be all that much different in these enlightened times.

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
  6. A prenup.
  7. A lawnmower
  8. Expired fast food coupon
9728

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
  6. A prenup.
  7. A lawnmower
  8. Expired fast food coupon
  9. A meal of liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
9729

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
  6. A prenup.
  7. A lawnmower
  8. Expired fast food coupon
  9. A meal of liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  10. A roofie.
9730

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
  6. A prenup.
  7. A lawnmower
  8. Expired fast food coupon
  9. A meal of liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  10. A roofie.
  11. Weight Watchers membership.
9731

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
  6. A prenup.
  7. A lawnmower
  8. Expired fast food coupon
  9. A meal of liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  10. A roofie.
  11. Weight Watchers membership.
  12. A stapler
9732

Inappropriate Valentine’s Day gifts.

  1. VD.
  2. Coupon for free DNA testing.
  3. For your wife, a card and flowers addressed to your mistress.
  4. Any sort of housecleaning equipment
  5. A nice red heart. Bonus if it’s still beating.
  6. A prenup.
  7. A lawnmower
  8. Expired fast food coupon
  9. A meal of liver, fava beans and a nice Chianti
  10. A roofie.
  11. Weight Watchers membership.
  12. A stapler
  13. A hooker

New Category: Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
9733

New Category: Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
9734

New Category: Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
  3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.”
9735

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
  3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.”
  4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
9736

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
  3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.”
  4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
  5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
9737

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
  3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.”
  4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
  5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
  6. “So you both shared the same cup?”
9738

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
  3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.”
  4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
  5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
  6. “So you both shared the same cup?”
  7. “You’re over 18, right?”
9739

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
  3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.”
  4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
  5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
  6. “So you both shared the same cup?”
  7. “You’re over 18, right?”
  8. “I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!”
9740

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
  3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.”
  4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
  5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
  6. “So you both shared the same cup?”
  7. “You’re over 18, right?”
  8. “I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!”
  9. “I think I know how to put one on, but if I can’t figure it out we’ll just go without one.”
9741

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

  1. “Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
  2. “Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
  3. “See you at half past seven, Coach.”
  4. “Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
  5. “Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
  6. “So you both shared the same cup?”
  7. “You’re over 18, right?”
  8. “I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!”
  9. “I think I know how to put one on, but if I can’t figure it out we’ll just go without one.”
  10. “Now, you’re sure that your old boyfriend Bubba won’t get out of prison till next week, right?”