Bakers Dozen

Sampiro · February 15, 2012, 9:16pm

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

“Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
“Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
“See you at half past seven, Coach.”
“Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
“Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
“So you both shared the same cup?”
“You’re over 18, right?”
“I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!”
“I think I know how to put one on, but if I can’t figure it out we’ll just go without one.”
“Now, you’re sure that your old boyfriend Bubba won’t get out of prison till next week, right?”
“Sure, Susie, I guess my family would like some Tic-Tacs. Oh, Chick Tracts… what are those?”

notfrommensa · February 15, 2012, 9:48pm

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

“Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
“Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
“See you at half past seven, Coach.”
“Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
“Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
“So you both shared the same cup?”
“You’re over 18, right?”
“I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!”
“I think I know how to put one on, but if I can’t figure it out we’ll just go without one.”
“Now, you’re sure that your old boyfriend Bubba won’t get out of prison till next week, right?”
“Sure, Susie, I guess my family would like some Tic-Tacs. Oh, Chick Tracts… what are those?”
“Did you bring your Mom’s Hookah?”

Sampiro · February 16, 2012, 3:11am

Things you really don’t want to overhear your teenage son say to his first date

“Tonight’s my gang initiation - and you’re invited!”
“Yes, I have the fifty dollars.”
“See you at half past seven, Coach.”
“Are you sure your husband won’t mind, Mrs. Robinson?”
“Does this count as extra credit for your class, Mrs. Johnson?”
“So you both shared the same cup?”
“You’re over 18, right?”
“I saw Mom and Dad do this once when they didn’t lock their door, and it looked fun!”
“I think I know how to put one on, but if I can’t figure it out we’ll just go without one.”
“Now, you’re sure that your old boyfriend Bubba won’t get out of prison till next week, right?”
“Sure, Susie, I guess my family would like some Tic-Tacs. Oh, Chick Tracts… what are those?”
“Did you bring your Mom’s Hookah?”
“And just so we’re clear… I will hit a bitch if I have to.”
Next up: First things that come to mind when you think of Canada
Maple Leaf flag
Today is it’s 47th anniversary, which is why I was thinking of the category.

Ponch8 · February 16, 2012, 3:33am

Next up: First things that come to mind when you think of Canada

The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski · February 16, 2012, 3:45am