Bakers Dozen

[Little_Nemo]

Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See

1. Herpes Smurf
2. Transgender Smurf
3. Cyanosis Smurf
4. Prostitute Smurf
5. Nazi Smurf
6. Invisible Smurf
7. Methy Smurf
8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf

[Sampiro]

Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See

1. Herpes Smurf
2. Transgender Smurf
3. Cyanosis Smurf
4. Prostitute Smurf
5. Nazi Smurf
6. Invisible Smurf
7. Methy Smurf
8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf
9. Illegal Alien Smurf

[notfrommensa]

Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See

1. Herpes Smurf
2. Transgender Smurf
3. Cyanosis Smurf
4. Prostitute Smurf
5. Nazi Smurf
6. Invisible Smurf
7. Methy Smurf
8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf
9. Illegal Alien Smurf
10. Jaundice Smurf

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See

1. Herpes Smurf
2. Transgender Smurf
3. Cyanosis Smurf
4. Prostitute Smurf
5. Nazi Smurf
6. Invisible Smurf
7. Methy Smurf
8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf
9. Illegal Alien Smurf
10. Jaundice Smurf
11. Jihadist Smurf

Given the subject title, #6 really made me laugh.

[The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski]

Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See

1. Herpes Smurf
2. Transgender Smurf
3. Cyanosis Smurf
4. Prostitute Smurf
5. Nazi Smurf
6. Invisible Smurf
7. Methy Smurf
8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf
9. Illegal Alien Smurf
10. Jaundice Smurf
11. Jihadist Smurf
12. Na’vi Smurf

Invisible Smurf - ha!

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Smurfs You Aren’t Likely to See

1. Herpes Smurf
2. Transgender Smurf
3. Cyanosis Smurf
4. Prostitute Smurf
5. Nazi Smurf
6. Invisible Smurf
7. Methy Smurf
8. Auto-erotic Asphyxiation Smurf
9. Illegal Alien Smurf
10. Jaundice Smurf
11. Jihadist Smurf
12. Na’vi Smurf
13. Dominatrix Smurf

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Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”

[Sampiro]

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Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”

[John_DiFool]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!

[Sampiro]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!
4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)

[John_DiFool]

Permission to add quotes to mine.

[Little_Nemo]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!
4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”

[Sampiro]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!
4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”
6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!”

[Little_Nemo]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!
4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”
6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!”
7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.”

[Annie-Xmas]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!
4. We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”
6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!”
7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.”
8. " The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher."

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!”
4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)”
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”
6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!”
7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.”
8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.”
9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!”

[Little_Nemo]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!”
4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)”
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”
6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!”
7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.”
8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.”
9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!”
10. “My name is Richard Santorum. But I’m okay with Dick.”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!”
4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)”
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”
6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!”
7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.”
8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.”
9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!”
10. “My name is Richard Santorum. But I’m okay with Dick.”
11. “The only candidate who cares enough about you to be adamantly opposed to your using contraceptives.”

[Sampiro]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!”
4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)”
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”
6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!”
7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.”
8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.”
9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!”
10. “My name is Richard Santorum. But I’m okay with Dick.”
11. “The only candidate who cares enough about you to be adamantly opposed to your using contraceptives.”
12. “Rick Santorum for President: your vote can create the next Dan Brown supervillain!”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Campaign slogans Rick Santorum considered but rejected

1. “Towards a frothier America!”
2. “Keeping Jesus in our mouths until he Comes Again!”
3. “Keep 'em barefoot, naked, and pregnant!”
4. “We Are The Christian Agenda (except for that crap about poor people)”
5. “Making Ron Paul look sane.”
6. “He might be crazy but he’s not Mormon, divorced, or black!”
7. “Sure, I’m no Jack Kennedy. Quite frankly, I’m barely a Dan Quayle.”
8. “The candidate endorsed by Reverend Felcher.”
9. “The voters of Pennsylvania rejected me; now it’s your turn!”
10. “My name is Richard Santorum. But I’m okay with Dick.”
11. “The only candidate who cares enough about you to be adamantly opposed to your using contraceptives.”
12. “Rick Santorum for President: your vote can create the next Dan Brown supervillain!”
13. “Of COURSE I’m serious! No, really!”

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Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”

[Little_Nemo]

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”