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Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”
  6. “Liberal, Conservative: I’m the guy with the money.”

[with apologies to Little Nemo-couldn’t resist mate. :D]

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”
  6. “Liberal, Conservative: I’m the guy with the money.”
  7. “Mitt Romney: He has never cheated on any of his wives.”

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”
  6. “Liberal, Conservative: I’m the guy with the money.”
  7. “Mitt Romney: He has never cheated on any of his wives.”
  8. “Imagine the number of posthumous baptisms I can arrange with the entire Federal government to do my bidding!”

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”
  6. “Liberal, Conservative: I’m the guy with the money.”
  7. “Mitt Romney: He has never cheated on any of his wives.”
  8. “Imagine the number of posthumous baptisms I can arrange with the entire Federal government to do my bidding!”
  9. “Mitt Romney: whoever you are, whatever your views, sooner or later he’ll agree with you!”

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”
  6. “Liberal, Conservative: I’m the guy with the money.”
  7. “Mitt Romney: He has never cheated on any of his wives.”
  8. “Imagine the number of posthumous baptisms I can arrange with the entire Federal government to do my bidding!”
  9. “Mitt Romney: whoever you are, whatever your views, sooner or later he’ll agree with you!”
  10. “Mitt Romney: He’s Not Black!”

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  1. “Mitt Romney: He’s Not Black!”
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But he doesn’t believe they’re an inferior race with dark skin that comes as a judgment from God and he hasn’t since 1978 (when he was 31 and the Prophet let it be known God had changed his mind on the subject- no need to kill them if they marry whites anymore either).

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”
  6. “Liberal, Conservative: I’m the guy with the money.”
  7. “Mitt Romney: He has never cheated on any of his wives.”
  8. “Imagine the number of posthumous baptisms I can arrange with the entire Federal government to do my bidding!”
  9. “Mitt Romney: whoever you are, whatever your views, sooner or later he’ll agree with you!”
  10. “Mitt Romney: He’s Not Black!”
  11. He’ll put America on top- just like we were a dog on a car.

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”
  6. “Liberal, Conservative: I’m the guy with the money.”
  7. “Mitt Romney: He has never cheated on any of his wives.”
  8. “Imagine the number of posthumous baptisms I can arrange with the entire Federal government to do my bidding!”
  9. “Mitt Romney: whoever you are, whatever your views, sooner or later he’ll agree with you!”
  10. “Mitt Romney: He’s Not Black!”
  11. He’ll put America on top- just like we were a dog on a car.
  12. “It’s inevitable. Stop struggling.”

It’s funny Romney said this. Taken at face value, he’s saying here he supports both the prohibition of alcohol and the repeal of prohibition. Which given his reputation, may be true.

Campaign slogans Mitt Romney considered but rejected

  1. “He’s Mitt-ilicious!”
  2. “Liberal? Conservative? No problem, I share your beliefs.”
  3. “Mitt likes all the amendments!”
  4. “I’m from Massachusetts, but I’m not a Kennedy.”
  5. “Let me put my magic underwear to work for YOU!”
  6. “Liberal, Conservative: I’m the guy with the money.”
  7. “Mitt Romney: He has never cheated on any of his wives.”
  8. “Imagine the number of posthumous baptisms I can arrange with the entire Federal government to do my bidding!”
  9. “Mitt Romney: whoever you are, whatever your views, sooner or later he’ll agree with you!”
  10. “Mitt Romney: He’s Not Black!”
  11. He’ll put America on top- just like we were a dog on a car.
  12. “It’s inevitable. Stop struggling.”
  13. “He’s not just Mor-mon, he’s More-Man!”

And one day, we’ll all be Mormon, he’s already there.

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People, places, and/or things you associate with Texas

  1. Beef barbecue

People, places, and/or things you associate with Texas

  1. Beef barbecue
  2. cowboy boots

People, places, and/or things you associate with Texas

  1. Beef barbecue
  2. cowboy boots
  3. Longhorn cattle

People, places, and/or things you associate with Texas

  1. Beef barbecue
  2. cowboy boots
  3. Longhorn cattle
  4. Sam Houston

Long a hero of mine: A smart, tough Texan who refused to be swept away by secession fever, and correctly predicted that the Civil War would take a huge toll on the South.

People, places, and/or things you associate with Texas

  1. Beef barbecue
  2. cowboy boots
  3. Longhorn cattle
  4. Sam Houston
  5. the Alamo

People, places, and/or things you associate with Texas

  1. Beef barbecue
  2. cowboy boots
  3. Longhorn cattle
  4. Sam Houston
  5. the Alamo
  6. San Jacinto Monument

People, places, and/or things you associate with Texas

  1. Beef barbecue
  2. cowboy boots
  3. Longhorn cattle
  4. Sam Houston
  5. the Alamo
  6. San Jacinto Monument
  7. Lyndon Johnson