Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
“Let them eat fried chicken!”
“Shit, I was just trying to sell books and up my speaker fee, I had no idea I’d carry some states…”.
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
“Let them eat fried chicken!”
“Shit, I was just trying to sell books and up my speaker fee, I had no idea I’d carry some states…”.
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
“Let them eat fried chicken!”
“Shit, I was just trying to sell books and up my speaker fee, I had no idea I’d carry some states…”.
“No, it’s okay, we have an understanding.”
“Find me something ridiculous to pretend outrage over. Anything’ll do as long as it mentions Obama.”
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
“Let them eat fried chicken!”
“Shit, I was just trying to sell books and up my speaker fee, I had no idea I’d carry some states…”.
“No, it’s okay, we have an understanding.”
“Find me something ridiculous to pretend outrage over. Anything’ll do as long as it mentions Obama.”
“I want to serve her with these divorce papers but she remains disgustingly healthy!”
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
“Let them eat fried chicken!”
“Shit, I was just trying to sell books and up my speaker fee, I had no idea I’d carry some states…”.
“No, it’s okay, we have an understanding.”
“Find me something ridiculous to pretend outrage over. Anything’ll do as long as it mentions Obama.”
“I want to serve her with these divorce papers but she remains disgustingly healthy!”
“What I need is a new contract on Amer- … whoops, I mean Contract with America.”
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
“Let them eat fried chicken!”
“Shit, I was just trying to sell books and up my speaker fee, I had no idea I’d carry some states…”.
“No, it’s okay, we have an understanding.”
“Find me something ridiculous to pretend outrage over. Anything’ll do as long as it mentions Obama.”
“I want to serve her with these divorce papers but she remains disgustingly healthy!”
“What I need is a new contract on Amer- … whoops, I mean Contract with America.”
“We’re making a nighttime landing in Albuquerque, but we’re telling Newt we made it to the moon base.”
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
“Let them eat fried chicken!”
“Shit, I was just trying to sell books and up my speaker fee, I had no idea I’d carry some states…”.
“No, it’s okay, we have an understanding.”
“Find me something ridiculous to pretend outrage over. Anything’ll do as long as it mentions Obama.”
“I want to serve her with these divorce papers but she remains disgustingly healthy!”
“What I need is a new contract on Amer- … whoops, I mean Contract with America.”
“We’re making a nighttime landing in Albuquerque, but we’re telling Newt we made it to the moon base.”
“Run for President… check. Trade up to a better wife… check. Save Western Civilization… hmm. Guess I’ll put that in the ‘Making Progress’ column.”
Things overheard on Newt Gingrich’s campaign plane
“Who could I marry that would clinch the nomination for me?”
“Okay, I know the Vice Presidency and State Department are out. How about Treasury or Defense?..No, huh. Commerce? Veteran’s Affair?..Well, maybe an ambassadorship…Yes, I’ll take something below the equator…”
“The same thing we do every night, Pinky - try to take over the world!”
“So now that you’ve got the new heart, Dick, have you thought about coming out of retirement?”
“Let them eat fried chicken!”
“Shit, I was just trying to sell books and up my speaker fee, I had no idea I’d carry some states…”.
“No, it’s okay, we have an understanding.”
“Find me something ridiculous to pretend outrage over. Anything’ll do as long as it mentions Obama.”
“I want to serve her with these divorce papers but she remains disgustingly healthy!”
“What I need is a new contract on Amer- … whoops, I mean Contract with America.”
“We’re making a nighttime landing in Albuquerque, but we’re telling Newt we made it to the moon base.”
“Run for President… check. Trade up to a better wife… check. Save Western Civilization… hmm. Guess I’ll put that in the ‘Making Progress’ column.”
“As for the states that don’t support me, by Constitutional amendment each will supply two youths between the ages of 12 and 18, one male and one female, for a competition…”
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