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Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
  6. "My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?
  7. “I’m married to a great therapist, here’s her number”
  8. “I love my wife and kids and have decided to work things out.”
  9. “I love you.”
  10. “Talk? If I wanted to talk to somebody, I’d go home to my wife.”
  11. “My wife is out of town why don’t you come over; I’m out of clean socks and the dishes are piling up.”
  12. “Seeing you in that lingerie reminds me of my wife … 's mom.”
  13. “Yeah, well if you were that great a catch you could probably find a guy who isn’t married”

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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter

Only President to graduate from the Naval Academy

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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy

Lieutenant is a commission

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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. William “Tippecanoe” Harrison

Shortest serving President at thirty-two days.

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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. William “Tippecanoe” Harrison
  7. George Washington
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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. William “Tippecanoe” Harrison
  7. George Washington
  8. Zachery Taylor
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US Presidents who were commissioned officers in the US military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. William “Tippecanoe” Harrison
  7. George Washington
  8. Zachery Taylor
  9. James A. Garfield
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U.S. Presidents who were commissioned officers in the U.S. military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. William “Tippecanoe” Harrison
  7. George Washington
  8. Zachary Taylor
  9. James A. Garfield
  10. Theodore Roosevelt

Colonel of the “Rough Riders,” 1st U.S. Volunteer Cavalry, and only President to (many years later) have won the Medal of Honor.

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U.S. Presidents who were commissioned officers in the U.S. military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. William “Tippecanoe” Harrison
  7. George Washington
  8. Zachary Taylor
  9. James A. Garfield
  10. Theodore Roosevelt
  11. Rutherford Hayes

Was a Major General in the Civil War

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U.S. Presidents who were commissioned officers in the U.S. military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. William “Tippecanoe” Harrison
  7. George Washington
  8. Zachary Taylor
  9. James A. Garfield
  10. Theodore Roosevelt
  11. Rutherford Hayes
  12. Richard Nixon
    Navy Commander, South Pacific, WWII
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Wide open for the next category folks…

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No, there needs to be one more answer.

U.S. Presidents who were commissioned officers in the U.S. military:

  1. Chester Arthur
  2. Jimmy Carter
  3. Dwight D. Eisenhower
  4. Ulysses Grant
  5. John Fitzgerald Kennedy
  6. William “Tippecanoe” Harrison
  7. George Washington
  8. Zachary Taylor
  9. James A. Garfield
  10. Theodore Roosevelt
  11. Rutherford Hayes
  12. Richard Nixon
  13. William McKinley

Honored by a small monument at Antietam.

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Favorite lines of Coen Bros. dialogue, and from which movie

  1. “This will not stand, man!” - The Big Lebowski
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Favorite lines of Coen Bros. dialogue, and from which movie

  1. “This will not stand, man!” - The Big Lebowski
  2. “Appearances can be…deceptive.” - Burn After Reading
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Favorite lines of Coen Bros. dialogue, and from which movie

  1. “This will not stand, man!” - The Big Lebowski
  2. “Appearances can be…deceptive.” - Burn After Reading
  3. “You know … for kids!” - Hudsucker Proxy
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Favorite lines of Coen Bros. dialogue, and from which movie

  1. “This will not stand, man!” - The Big Lebowski
  2. “Appearances can be…deceptive.” - Burn After Reading
  3. “You know … for kids!” - Hudsucker Proxy
  4. “Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.” - Raising Arizona
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Favorite lines of Coen Bros. dialogue, and from which movie

  1. “This will not stand, man!” - The Big Lebowski
  2. “Appearances can be…deceptive.” - Burn After Reading
  3. “You know … for kids!” - Hudsucker Proxy
  4. “Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.” - Raising Arizona
  5. “He’s bonafide!” - O Brother Where Art Thou
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Favorite lines of Coen Bros. dialogue, and from which movie

  1. “This will not stand, man!” - The Big Lebowski
  2. “Appearances can be…deceptive.” - Burn After Reading
  3. “You know … for kids!” - Hudsucker Proxy
  4. “Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.” - Raising Arizona
  5. “He’s bonafide!” - O Brother Where Art Thou
  6. “If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it’s gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.” - Miller’s Crossing
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Favorite lines of Coen Bros. dialogue, and from which movie

  1. “This will not stand, man!” - The Big Lebowski
  2. “Appearances can be…deceptive.” - Burn After Reading
  3. “You know … for kids!” - Hudsucker Proxy
  4. “Edwina’s insides were a rocky place where my seed could find no purchase.” - Raising Arizona
  5. “He’s bonafide!” - O Brother Where Art Thou
  6. “If you want me to keep my mouth shut, it’s gonna cost you some dough. I figure a thousand bucks is reasonable, so I want two.” - Miller’s Crossing
  7. “The Dude abides. I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that” - The Big Lebowski