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SFW Websites to kill time at work (with links)

  1. The Straight Dope
  2. Facebook
  3. Cracked
  4. TV Tropes
  5. Lazylaces
  6. The Onion
  7. snopes.com
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SFW Websites to kill time at work (with links)

  1. The Straight Dope
  2. Facebook
  3. Cracked
  4. TV Tropes
  5. Lazylaces
  6. The Onion
  7. snopes.com
  8. icanhascheezburger.com
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SFW Websites to kill time at work (with links)

  1. The Straight Dope
  2. Facebook
  3. Cracked
  4. TV Tropes
  5. Lazylaces
  6. The Onion
  7. snopes.com
  8. icanhascheezburger.com
  9. Wikipedia
10566

SFW Websites to kill time at work (with links)

  1. The Straight Dope
  2. Facebook
  3. Cracked
  4. TV Tropes
  5. Lazylaces
  6. The Onion
  7. snopes.com
  8. icanhascheezburger.com
  9. Wikipedia
  10. CNN.com
10567

SFW Websites to kill time at work (with links)

  1. The Straight Dope
  2. Facebook
  3. Cracked
  4. TV Tropes
  5. Lazylaces
  6. The Onion
  7. snopes.com
  8. icanhascheezburger.com
  9. Wikipedia
  10. CNN.com
  11. Arts & Letters Daily
10568

SFW Websites to kill time at work (with links)

  1. The Straight Dope
  2. Facebook
  3. Cracked
  4. TV Tropes
  5. Lazylaces
  6. The Onion
  7. snopes.com
  8. icanhascheezburger.com
  9. Wikipedia
  10. CNN.com
  11. Arts & Letters Daily
  12. The AV Club
10569

SFW Websites to kill time at work (with links)

  1. The Straight Dope
  2. Facebook
  3. Cracked
  4. TV Tropes
  5. Lazylaces
  6. The Onion
  7. snopes.com
  8. icanhascheezburger.com
  9. Wikipedia
  10. CNN.com
  11. Arts & Letters Daily
  12. The AV Club
  13. Memory Alpha

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Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
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Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
10571

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
10572

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
10573

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
10574

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
  6. “My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?”
10575

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there.”
  6. “My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?”
  7. “So… do you have a younger, prettier sister?”
10576

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
  6. "My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?
  7. “I’m married to a great therapist, here’s her number”
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Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
  6. "My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?
  7. “I’m married to a great therapist, here’s her number”
  8. “I love my wife and kids and have decided to work things out.”

Probably the worst thing you can say because it can turn mistress into Amy Fisher.

10578

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
  6. "My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?
  7. “I’m married to a great therapist, here’s her number”
  8. “I love my wife and kids and have decided to work things out.”
  9. “I love you.”
10579

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
  6. "My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?
  7. “I’m married to a great therapist, here’s her number”
  8. “I love my wife and kids and have decided to work things out.”
  9. “I love you.”
  10. “Talk? If I wanted to talk to somebody, I’d go home to my wife.”
10580

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
  6. "My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?
  7. “I’m married to a great therapist, here’s her number”
  8. “I love my wife and kids and have decided to work things out.”
  9. “I love you.”
  10. “Talk? If I wanted to talk to somebody, I’d go home to my wife.”
  11. “My wife is out of town why don’t you come over; I’m out of clean socks and the dishes are piling up.”
10581

Things you never, ever want to say to your mistress

  1. “Wow. Have you put on weight?”
  2. “Safe word!? … I don’t need no stinking safe word!”
  3. “You never told me I couldn’t have another mistress.”
  4. “What we have is special. When I drop you for a younger mistress in a couple years, I’m really going to miss you.”
  5. “Call me at home. Just leave a message if I’m not there”.
  6. "My wife really gets me and we have great sex. Why?
  7. “I’m married to a great therapist, here’s her number”
  8. “I love my wife and kids and have decided to work things out.”
  9. “I love you.”
  10. “Talk? If I wanted to talk to somebody, I’d go home to my wife.”
  11. “My wife is out of town why don’t you come over; I’m out of clean socks and the dishes are piling up.”
  12. “Seeing you in that lingerie reminds me of my wife … 's mom.”