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Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies recipe:

3 ounces cream cheese, softened
1/4 pound (1 stick) unsalted butter
9 tablespoons sugar
9 walnut halves, finely chopped
1 cup flour

Preheat oven to 350. Cream together cheese and butter. Add sugar gradually, creaming after each addition. Add walnuts. Fold in flour and blend until smooth. Drop dough by teaspoonfuls on to an ungreased cookie sheet. Flatten dough with slightly wet fingers until wafer thin. Bake 10 minutes.

Kinds of cookies your mother/grandmother made!

  1. pecan cookies
  2. snickerdoodles
  3. lemon cookies
  4. Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies]
  5. oatmeal raisin cookies
  6. peanut butter cookies

Kinds of cookies your mother/grandmother made!

  1. pecan cookies
  2. snickerdoodles
  3. lemon cookies
  4. Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies
  5. oatmeal raisin cookies
  6. Chocolate chip

:smiley:
(Big deal on his monologue was the ‘slightly wet’ fingers was spit, and the surface (I think) was the bottom of a percolator)

Kinds of cookies your mother/grandmother made!

  1. pecan cookies
  2. snickerdoodles
  3. lemon cookies
  4. Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies
  5. oatmeal raisin cookies
  6. Chocolate chip
  7. Shortbread

Kinds of cookies your mother/grandmother made!

  1. pecan cookies
  2. snickerdoodles
  3. lemon cookies
  4. Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies
  5. oatmeal raisin cookies
  6. peanut butter cookies
  7. Chocolate chip
  8. Shortbread
  9. gingerbread

“Snickerdoodles” are real cookies? I thought they were made up for the movie Hoodwinked!. :o

I’d answer, but my grandmother, bless her soul, was a pretty bad cook and I don’t ever remember her making cookies.

Kinds of cookies your mother/grandmother made!

  1. pecan cookies
  2. snickerdoodles
  3. lemon cookies
  4. Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies
  5. oatmeal raisin cookies
  6. peanut butter cookies
  7. Chocolate chip
  8. Shortbread
  9. gingerbread
  10. Cinnamon “squirrel” (swirl)

Indeed they are!: http://www.pillsburybaking.com/products/details/1044?gclid=CLSluqrw_68CFSWFQAodGEgXDQ

Kinds of cookies your mother/grandmother made!

  1. pecan cookies
  2. snickerdoodles
  3. lemon cookies
  4. Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies
  5. oatmeal raisin cookies
  6. peanut butter cookies
  7. Chocolate chip
  8. Shortbread
  9. gingerbread
  10. Cinnamon “squirrel” (swirl)
  11. Ginger drops

Fantastic cookies, if you like ginger. Recipe available upon PM request.

Kinds of cookies your mother/grandmother made!

  1. pecan cookies
  2. snickerdoodles
  3. lemon cookies
  4. Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies
  5. oatmeal raisin cookies
  6. peanut butter cookies
  7. Chocolate chip
  8. Shortbread
  9. gingerbread
  10. Cinnamon “squirrel” (swirl)
  11. Ginger drops
  12. Toll House

Kinds of cookies your mother/grandmother made!

  1. pecan cookies
  2. snickerdoodles
  3. lemon cookies
  4. Carl Reiner’s Fucking Good Cookies
  5. oatmeal raisin cookies
  6. peanut butter cookies
  7. Chocolate chip
  8. Shortbread
  9. gingerbread
  10. Cinnamon “squirrel” (swirl)
  11. Ginger drops
  12. Toll House
  13. Jungle cookies (with coconut)

Next is sexy cousin primes

  1. 227

Er…what? What’s a “sexy cousin prime”?

yeah, what Infovore said.

Okay, I figured Google would solve everything, so I looked it up, and got this:

which also talks about “sexy primes.” But it still doesn’t explain what a “sexy cousin prime” is, and after looking at the sequence, I still don’t get it.

Maybe it’s Primes that were also [vehicles](227 (TV series) - Wikipedia for Jackee and or Marla Gibbs?

You know, the sitcom was the first thing I tried to fit that into when I saw the category. :smiley:

Sexy cousin primes

  1. 227
  2. 881

(Did I get that right? Kind of like trying to figure out an XKCD)

Sexy cousin primes

  1. 227
  2. 881
  3. 463

I was specifically told there would be no math.

Or incest.

Sexy cousin primes

  1. 227
  2. 881
  3. 463
  4. 97