Bakers Dozen

Citizens of the area patrolled by Sheriff Andy Taylor (other than Aunt Bea and Opie)

  1. Barney Fife
  2. Floyd Lawson the barber
  3. Otis the drunk
  4. Ernest T. Bass
  5. Gomer Pyle
  6. Goober Pyle
  7. Thelma Lou
  8. Ellie Walker
  9. Howard Sprague
  10. Warren Ferguson
  11. Clara Edwards

Aunt Bea’s bestie

Citizens of the area patrolled by Sheriff Andy Taylor (other than Aunt Bea and Opie)

  1. Barney Fife
  2. Floyd Lawson the barber
  3. Otis the drunk
  4. Ernest T. Bass
  5. Gomer Pyle
  6. Goober Pyle
  7. Thelma Lou
  8. Ellie Walker
  9. Howard Sprague
  10. Warren Ferguson
  11. Clara Edwards
  12. Mayors Pike and Stoner

Dick Elliot and Parley Baer, two of my favorite character actors.

Citizens of the area patrolled by Sheriff Andy Taylor (other than Aunt Bea and Opie)

  1. Barney Fife
  2. Floyd Lawson the barber
  3. Otis the drunk
  4. Ernest T. Bass
  5. Gomer Pyle
  6. Goober Pyle
  7. Thelma Lou
  8. Ellie Walker
  9. Howard Sprague
  10. Warren Ferguson
  11. Clara Edwards
  12. Mayors Pike and Stoner
  13. Helen Crump (aka the second Mrs. Andy Taylor)
    I chose this one, so right to name next category goes to first taker.

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.
  6. Remembering that it’ll be -10 degrees in a few short months again

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.
  6. Remembering that it’ll be -10 degrees in a few short months again
  7. Electric bills that reflect constant AC usage

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.
  6. Remembering that it’ll be -10 degrees in a few short months again
  7. Electric bills that reflect constant AC usage
  8. Record-breaking triple-digit temperatures

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.
  6. Remembering that it’ll be -10 degrees in a few short months again
  7. Electric bills that reflect constant AC usage
  8. Record-breaking triple-digit temperatures
  9. Strangers asking “Hot enough for ya?”

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.
  6. Remembering that it’ll be -10 degrees in a few short months again
  7. Electric bills that reflect constant AC usage
  8. Record-breaking triple-digit temperatures
  9. Strangers asking “Hot enough for ya?”
  10. Pollen

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.
  6. Remembering that it’ll be -10 degrees in a few short months again
  7. Electric bills that reflect constant AC usage
  8. Record-breaking triple-digit temperatures
  9. Strangers asking “Hot enough for ya?”
  10. Pollen
  11. Dogs barking outside all the time

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.
  6. Remembering that it’ll be -10 degrees in a few short months again
  7. Electric bills that reflect constant AC usage
  8. Record-breaking triple-digit temperatures
  9. Strangers asking “Hot enough for ya?”
  10. Pollen
  11. Dogs barking outside all the time
  12. Driving even to the corner store while my truck’s AC isn’t working

Things you dislike/hate/could-do-without about Summer

  1. Humidity
  2. Mosquitos
  3. Lawn maintenance
  4. Farmers bitching about it being too wet, too dry, too cool, too hot.
  5. Having to wear enough clothing to keep you from being arrested when it’s 100 degrees outside.
  6. Remembering that it’ll be -10 degrees in a few short months again
  7. Electric bills that reflect constant AC usage
  8. Record-breaking triple-digit temperatures
  9. Strangers asking “Hot enough for ya?”
  10. Pollen
  11. Dogs barking outside all the time
  12. Driving even to the corner store while my truck’s AC isn’t working
  13. Swimming pools that are too warm

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Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic

Next category:

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch 1776
    Already, maybe that’s just me.

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks
  5. Barbecue