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Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks
  5. Barbecue
  6. The Beach

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks
  5. Barbecue
  6. The Beach
  7. Play guitar and sing

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks
  5. Barbecue
  6. The Beach
  7. Play guitar and sing
  8. Attend a parade

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks
  5. Barbecue
  6. The Beach
  7. Play guitar and sing
  8. Attend a parade
  9. Watch baseball

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks
  5. Barbecue
  6. The Beach
  7. Play guitar and sing
  8. Attend a parade
  9. Watch baseball
  10. Drink

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks
  5. Barbecue
  6. The Beach
  7. Play guitar and sing
  8. Attend a parade
  9. Watch baseball
  10. Drink
  11. Run around with sparklers like a little kid

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic
  2. Watch “1776”
  3. Hoist the American flag
  4. Watch fireworks
  5. Barbecue
  6. The Beach
  7. Play guitar and sing
  8. Attend a parade
  9. Watch baseball
  10. Drink
  11. Run around with sparklers like a little kid
  12. Reenacting the debates and drafting and signing of the Declaration of Independence by dressing in velvet jackets and powdered wigs and hanging around crowded un air conditioned rooms in a heat wave

Fun things to do on Independence Day

  1. Picnic

  2. Watch “1776”

  3. Hoist the American flag

  4. Watch fireworks

  5. Barbecue

  6. The Beach

  7. Play guitar and sing

  8. Attend a parade

  9. Watch baseball

  10. Drink

  11. Run around with sparklers like a little kid

  12. Reenacting the debates and drafting and signing of the Declaration of Independence by dressing in velvet jackets and powdered wigs and hanging around crowded un air conditioned rooms in a heat wave

  13. Tubing
    New Topic: Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  14. That’s Hedley!

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
  6. Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
  6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter!Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.

(Would “all of them” have been acceptable?)

ETA: Wow, now that was a simulpost! Given how they fit, I edited the last bit to encompass them both. Also added links.

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
  6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
  7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you?

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
  6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
  7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you?
  8. Excuse me while I whip this out…

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
  6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
  7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you?
  8. Excuse me while I whip this out…
  9. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore.

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
  6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
  7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you?
  8. Excuse me while I whip this out…
  9. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore.
  10. Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French mistake/Voila!

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
  6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
  7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you?
  8. Excuse me while I whip this out…
  9. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore.
  10. Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French mistake/Voila!
  11. Well, Tex, is that a ten gallon hat in your lap or are you chust enjoying de show?

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

Favorite Line(s) from Blazing Saddles

  1. That’s Hedley!
  2. Oh, it’s twue. It’s twue. It’s twue, it’s twue!
  3. Candygram for Mongo!
  4. Hey, where the white women at?
  5. As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
  6. I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
  7. Work work work work, hello boys, how are you?
  8. Excuse me while I whip this out…
  9. God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore.
  10. Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French mistake/Voila!
  11. Well, Tex, is that a ten gallon hat in your lap or are you chust enjoying de show?
  12. Oh, shit. Quicksand!