As honorary chairman of the welcoming committee, it’s my privilege to present a laurel and hearty handshake to our new…
I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin’ bushwackin’, hornswagglin’ cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter! … Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, it expressed a courage little seen in this day and age.
Work work work work, hello boys, how are you?
Excuse me while I whip this out…
God darnit, Mr. Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty whore.
Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give 'em a push/You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the French mistake/Voila!
Well, Tex, is that a ten gallon hat in your lap or are you chust enjoying de show?
Oh, shit. Quicksand!
One false move and the nigger gets it!Oh, lo’dy, lo’d, he’s desp’it! Do what he sayyyy, do what he sayyyy!
Famous entertainers whose schtick mostly revolved around them feigning being drunk or stoned:
Famous entertainers whose schtick mostly revolved around them feigning being drunk or stoned:
Steven Wright
Dean Martin
Cheech & Chong
Foster Brooks
Mitch Hedberg
W.C. Fields
Andy Dick
Doug Benson
Ke$ha
Ron White
Dick Wilson
Best remembered now as Mr. Whipple from Charmin Toilet Paper commercials, but before then he was best known as a recurring drunk on Bewitched and other comedy shows.
Famous entertainers whose schtick mostly revolved around them feigning being drunk or stoned:
Steven Wright
Dean Martin
Cheech & Chong
Foster Brooks
Mitch Hedberg
W.C. Fields
Andy Dick
Doug Benson
Ke$ha
Ron White
Dick Wilson
Judy Garland
Angus T. Jones
This was the first year I ever watched Two and a Half Men and I’m sure it was different when he was a kid, but the entire year he played stoned in every single scene.
Next Up:
In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.
ElizabethHenge
The great thing is that if it ever collapses it could be called Betty Rubble.
In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.
In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.
ElizabethHenge
Elizabledon
Canadian Forces Base Borden[sup]*[/sup] –> Queen Elizabeth Borden Force Base –> Lizzy Borden Surgical Strike Base
[sup]*The historic birthplace of the Royal Canadian Air Force[/sup]
ETA: Was I right in assuming the Canadians still keep the Queen as some sort of monarch? Or is that Australia? Austria?
In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.
ElizabethHenge
Elizabledon
Canadian Forces Base Borden* --> Queen Elizabeth Borden Force Base --> Lizzy Borden Surgical Strike Base
Beth’s Boobs (A portion of the Old Course (at St Andrews) formerly known as the Himalayas)
In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.
ElizabethHenge
Elizabledon
Canadian Forces Base Borden
Beth’s Boobs
Elizabeth, N.J.
Might take an Act of Congress, but hey, no extra stationery costs for city government.
In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.
ElizabethHenge
Elizabledon
Canadian Forces Base Borden
Beth’s Boobs
Elizabeth, N.J.
Loch Bess, home of the Loch Bess Monster
Only requires pasting the letter B over the N in old signs.
