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In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.

  1. ElizabethHenge
  2. Elizabledon
  3. Canadian Forces Base Borden
  4. Beth’s Boobs
  5. Elizabeth, N.J.
  6. Loch Bess, home of the Loch Bess Monster
  7. To honor their neighbour to the south, Iceland will rename Eyjafjallajokull volcano “The Flaming Queen”
11423

In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.

  1. ElizabethHenge
  2. Elizabledon
  3. Canadian Forces Base Borden
  4. Beth’s Boobs
  5. Elizabeth, N.J.
  6. Loch Bess, home of the Loch Bess Monster
  7. To honor their neighbour to the south, Iceland will rename Eyjafjallajokull volcano “The Flaming Queen”
  8. The White Cliffs of E2
11424

In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.

  1. ElizabethHenge
  2. Elizabledon
  3. Canadian Forces Base Borden
  4. Beth’s Boobs
  5. Elizabeth, N.J.
  6. Loch Bess, home of the Loch Bess Monster
  7. To honor their neighbour to the south, Iceland will rename Eyjafjallajokull volcano “The Flaming Queen”
  8. The White Cliffs of E2
  9. Liz’s Channel
11425

In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.

  1. ElizabethHenge
  2. Elizabledon
  3. Canadian Forces Base Borden
  4. Beth’s Boobs
  5. Elizabeth, N.J.
  6. Loch Bess, home of the Loch Bess Monster
  7. To honor their neighbour to the south, Iceland will rename Eyjafjallajokull volcano “The Flaming Queen”
  8. The White Cliffs of E2
  9. Liz’s Channel
  10. The United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Lizzieland
11426

What? Someone has crossed out the letter N and written the letter B in in crayon.

11427

In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.

  1. ElizabethHenge
  2. Elizabledon
  3. Canadian Forces Base Borden
  4. Beth’s Boobs
  5. Elizabeth, N.J.
  6. Loch Bess, home of the Loch Bess Monster
  7. To honor their neighbour to the south, Iceland will rename Eyjafjallajokull volcano “The Flaming Queen”
  8. The White Cliffs of E2
  9. Liz’s Channel
  10. The United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Lizzieland
  11. Betsy and Phil Museum

Out with the old Queen/Prince Consort couple, in with the (relatively) new!

11428

In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.

  1. ElizabethHenge
  2. Elizabledon
  3. Canadian Forces Base Borden
  4. Beth’s Boobs
  5. Elizabeth, N.J.
  6. Loch Bess, home of the Loch Bess Monster
  7. To honor their neighbour to the south, Iceland will rename Eyjafjallajokull volcano “The Flaming Queen”
  8. The White Cliffs of E2
  9. Liz’s Channel
  10. The United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Lizzieland
  11. Betsy and Phil Museum
  12. Lizchester Cathedral
11429

In commemoration of Queen Elizabeth II’s Jubilee, the tower holding Big Ben is being officially christened The Elizabeth Tower. Pretend you are Parliament and rename some other sites and landmarks in her honor.

  1. ElizabethHenge
  2. Elizabledon
  3. Canadian Forces Base Borden
  4. Beth’s Boobs
  5. Elizabeth, N.J.
  6. Loch Bess, home of the Loch Bess Monster
  7. To honor their neighbour to the south, Iceland will rename Eyjafjallajokull volcano “The Flaming Queen”
  8. The White Cliffs of E2
  9. Liz’s Channel
  10. The United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Lizzieland
  11. Betsy and Phil Museum
  12. Lizchester Cathedral
  13. The QE 2 II

New topic: Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

1: A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump.

11430

New topic: Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

1: A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair

11431

New topic: Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

1: A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)

11432

New topic: Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

1: A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham
(To combat childhood obesity in America.)

11433

Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
11434

Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
  6. Bartholomew and the Oubliette

Bartholomew Cubbins learns sometimes it’s best not to tell a king “I told you so”, even if you did.

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Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
  6. Bartholomew and the Oubliette
  7. Oh, The Places You’ll Go Stark Raving Mad!
11436

Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
  6. Bartholomew and the Oubliette
  7. Oh, The Places You’ll Go Stark Raving Mad!
  8. Go, Ono, Go!

the story of the Olympics

11437

Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
  6. Bartholomew and the Oubliette
  7. Oh, The Places You’ll Go Stark Raving Mad!
  8. Go, Ono, Go!
  9. The Lorax is Sued by a Timber Company for Interference with Lawful Commerce
11438

Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
  6. Bartholomew and the Oubliette
  7. Oh, The Places You’ll Go Stark Raving Mad!
  8. Go, Ono, Go!
  9. The Lorax is Sued by a Timber Company for Interference with Lawful Commerce
  10. The Snitches

His bloodiest book ever.

11439

Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
  6. Bartholomew and the Oubliette
  7. Oh, The Places You’ll Go Stark Raving Mad!
  8. Go, Ono, Go!
  9. The Lorax is Sued by a Timber Company for Interference with Lawful Commerce
  10. The Snitches (His bloodiest book ever.)
  11. On Beyond Aardvark
11440

Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
  6. Bartholomew and the Oubliette
  7. Oh, The Places You’ll Go Stark Raving Mad!
  8. Go, Ono, Go!
  9. The Lorax is Sued by a Timber Company for Interference with Lawful Commerce
  10. The Snitches (His bloodiest book ever.)
  11. On Beyond Aardvark
  12. The Cat Made Into a Hat
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Dr. Seuss Titles That Should Have Been

  1. A Trip To The Moon On Gossamer Wump
  2. How the Grinch Was Indicted, Prosecuted and Sent to the Fatalfantastic Gas-a-Grinch Chair
  3. Sam I Yam (the bastard offspring of Popeye and the Sea Witch)
  4. Green Egg Whites and Turkey Ham (To combat childhood obesity in America.)
  5. One State, Two State, Red State, Blue State (a child’s guide to voting)
  6. Bartholomew and the Oubliette
  7. Oh, The Places You’ll Go Stark Raving Mad!
  8. Go, Ono, Go!
  9. The Lorax is Sued by a Timber Company for Interference with Lawful Commerce
  10. The Snitches (His bloodiest book ever.)
  11. On Beyond Aardvark
  12. The Cat Made Into a Hat
  13. Horton Hears a Whore

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Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)