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Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)
  6. Hi Opal Day (March 3.)

Has she been around lately?

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)
  6. Hi Opal Day (March 3.)
  7. Cyanide/Shooting/Bludgeoning Trifecta Day, aka Rasputin Assassination Day (January 10)

I actually have made and sent out cards for this before because it works for people to whom you forgot to send Christmas and New Year’s cards.

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)
  6. Hi Opal Day (March 3.)
  7. Cyanide/Shooting/Bludgeoning Trifecta Day, aka Rasputin Assassination Day (January 10)
  8. Sucky-Day-To-Have-A-Birthday (December 25)

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)
  6. Hi Opal Day (March 3.)
  7. Cyanide/Shooting/Bludgeoning Trifecta Day, aka Rasputin Assassination Day (January 10)
  8. Sucky-Day-To-Have-A-Birthday (December 25)
  9. International “Answer With a Yodel” Day (alternate February 19th’s)

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)
  6. Hi Opal Day (March 3.)
  7. Cyanide/Shooting/Bludgeoning Trifecta Day, aka Rasputin Assassination Day (January 10)
  8. Sucky-Day-To-Have-A-Birthday (December 25)
  9. International “Answer With a Yodel” Day (alternate February 19th’s)
  10. Sneak Like a Ninja Day (March 19)

Six months off from Speak Like a Pirate Day.

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)
  6. Hi Opal Day (March 3.)
  7. Cyanide/Shooting/Bludgeoning Trifecta Day, aka Rasputin Assassination Day (January 10)
  8. Sucky-Day-To-Have-A-Birthday (December 25)
  9. International “Answer With a Yodel” Day (alternate February 19th’s)
  10. Sneak Like a Ninja Day (March 19)
  11. International Rebo Day (October 26)

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)
  6. Hi Opal Day (March 3.)
  7. Cyanide/Shooting/Bludgeoning Trifecta Day, aka Rasputin Assassination Day (January 10)
  8. Sucky-Day-To-Have-A-Birthday (December 25)
  9. International “Answer With a Yodel” Day (alternate February 19th’s)
  10. Sneak Like a Ninja Day (March 19)
  11. International Rebo Day (October 26)
  12. Stalking of the Exes Day (February 15)

Aka “The second day of Valentine’s Day”. When the bitterness has had time to steep.

Obscure holidays you just made up

  1. International Stapling Day (July 12)
  2. Ke$ha’s Birthday (March 1)
  3. TriskadeckaWeekend (automatic 3 day weekend any month there is a Friday the 13th.)
  4. Defenestration Day (Sept. 1)
  5. Lemur Appreciation Day (August 30)
  6. Hi Opal Day (March 3.)
  7. Cyanide/Shooting/Bludgeoning Trifecta Day, aka Rasputin Assassination Day (January 10)
  8. Sucky-Day-To-Have-A-Birthday (December 25)
  9. International “Answer With a Yodel” Day (alternate February 19th’s)
  10. Sneak Like a Ninja Day (March 19)
  11. International Rebo Day (October 26)
  12. Stalking of the Exes Day (February 15)
  13. Knocking Off the Last Item on Your List Day (July 13)

New category: Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart

Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart
  2. Mazda Miata

New category: Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart
  2. Mazda Miata
  3. Mercury Montego

New category: Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart
  2. Mazda Miata
  3. Mercury Montego
  4. Ford Fusion

New category: Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart
  2. Mazda Miata
  3. Mercury Montego
  4. Ford Fusion
  5. Chevrolet Chevette

New category: Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart
  2. Mazda Miata
  3. Mercury Montego
  4. Ford Fusion
  5. Chevrolet Chevette
  6. Toyota Tercel

New category: Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart
  2. Mazda Miata
  3. Mercury Montego
  4. Ford Fusion
  5. Chevrolet Chevette
  6. Toyota Tercel
  7. Fiat Fiorino

Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart
  2. Mazda Miata
  3. Mercury Montego
  4. Ford Fusion
  5. Chevrolet Chevette
  6. Toyota Tercel
  7. Fiat Fiorino
  8. Porsche Panamera

Alliterative car make/model combos (try not to repeat make names)

  1. Dodge Dart
  2. Mazda Miata
  3. Mercury Montego
  4. Ford Fusion
  5. Chevrolet Chevette
  6. Toyota Tercel
  7. Fiat Fiorino
  8. Porsche Panamera
  9. Mitsubishi Minica