Bakers Dozen

[Bullitt]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca

[Ponch8]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca
6. mil

[Bullitt]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca
6. mil
7. tv

[Infovore]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca
6. mil
7. tv
8. xxx

[Little_Nemo]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca
6. mil
7. tv
8. xxx
9. biz

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca
6. mil
7. tv
8. xxx
9. biz
10. museum

[Bullitt]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca
6. mil
7. tv
8. xxx
9. biz
10. museum
11. us

[Little_Nemo]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca
6. mil
7. tv
8. xxx
9. biz
10. museum
11. us
12. su

The now archaic code for the Soviet Union

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things that can follow “dot” besides “com” in a website address.

1. gov
2. net
3. edu
4. org
5. ca
6. mil
7. tv
8. xxx
9. biz
10. museum
11. us
12. su
13. aero

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Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”

[Annie-Xmas]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”

[astorian]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”

[ekedolphin]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
   (I hate sweet potatoes.)

[Annie-Xmas]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”
4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.”

[Leaffan]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”
4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.”
6. There is too much butter on those trays. ¿Qué?

[Infovore]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”
4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.”
6. There is too much butter on those trays. ¿Qué?
7. “You know, tofurkey tastes just like turkey…sort of. And this way we didn’t have to kill any innocent turkeys!”

[Bullitt]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”
4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.”
6. There is too much butter on those trays. ¿Qué?
7. “You know, tofurkey tastes just like turkey…sort of. And this way we didn’t have to kill any innocent turkeys!”
8. “Today, not only did the Patriots win, but so did the Lions and (gag me!) the Cowboys.” (only 'cuz I picked them in my pool; I hate hate HATE the Cowboys!)

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”
4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.”
6. “There is too much butter on those trays. ¿Qué?”
7. “You know, tofurkey tastes just like turkey…sort of. And this way we didn’t have to kill any innocent turkeys!”
8. “Today, not only did the Patriots win, but so did the Lions and (gag me!) the Cowboys.” (only 'cuz I picked them in my pool; I hate hate HATE the Cowboys!)
9. “I hate you and I want a divorce.”

[Bullitt]

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”
4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.”
6. “There is too much butter on those trays. ¿Qué?”
7. “You know, tofurkey tastes just like turkey…sort of. And this way we didn’t have to kill any innocent turkeys!”
8. “Today, not only did the Patriots win, but so did the Lions and (gag me!) the Cowboys.” (only 'cuz I picked them in my pool; I hate hate HATE the Cowboys!)
9. “I hate you and I want a divorce.”
10. “Did you like the dessert? It’s called Minny’s Chocolate Pie.”

[ekedolphin]

echo7tango, that last one made me laugh out loud! Thank you for that.

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”
4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.”
6. “There is too much butter on those trays. ¿Qué?”
7. “You know, tofurkey tastes just like turkey…sort of. And this way we didn’t have to kill any innocent turkeys!”
8. “Today, not only did the Patriots win, but so did the Lions and (gag me!) the Cowboys.” (only 'cuz I picked them in my pool; I hate hate HATE the Cowboys!)
9. “I hate you and I want a divorce.”
10. “Did you like the dessert? It’s called Minny’s Chocolate Pie.”
11. “Wait, who are you again?”

[Elendil_s_Heir]

Heh. Kudos for the The Help reference.

Things you wish you hadn’t heard during your big Thanksgiving meal

1. “You’d be surprised how often the USDA wrongly orders the destruction of ‘spoiled’ turkeys.”
2. “You know how many calories/carbs/fat grams are in that?”
3. “We really SHOULD be eating eels for Thanksgiving.”
4. “Care for any sweet potatoes?”
5. “Don’t you want any wine? Come on, one glass won’t kill you. It’s a holiday. It’s a family meal. Everyone else is going to feel guilty if you’re not drinking.”
6. “There is too much butter on those trays. ¿Qué?”
7. “You know, tofurkey tastes just like turkey…sort of. And this way we didn’t have to kill any innocent turkeys!”
8. “Today, not only did the Patriots win, but so did the Lions and (gag me!) the Cowboys.” (only 'cuz I picked them in my pool; I hate hate HATE the Cowboys!)
9. “I hate you and I want a divorce.”
10. “Did you like the dessert? It’s called Minny’s Chocolate Pie.”
11. “Wait, who are you again?”
12. “Um… did anybody else find a toenail in the mashed potatoes?”