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You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
  6. “Nick Gilder’s Greatest Hits” on 8 track
  7. Obama
  8. A well-wrapped, sexily dressed member of the gender opposite your sexual preference
  9. The All-New Richard Gere Habitrail Kit
  10. Not just a lump of coal, but a lung cancer diagnosis
  11. Doom, Despair, and two Boxes of Agony.
  12. A DVD twin pack of The Jersey Shore and Keeping up with the Kardashians
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Deep dark depression, excessive misery
If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all

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You’ve been a very bad boy/girl this year. What does Santa leave under your tree?

  1. Jerry Sandusky
  2. The Romney Administration
  3. A gift card for Guy Fieri’s new Times Square restaurant
  4. A pair of tickets to the Winter Classic.
  5. Buffalo Bills playoff tickets
  6. “Nick Gilder’s Greatest Hits” on 8 track
  7. Obama
  8. A well-wrapped, sexily dressed member of the gender opposite your sexual preference
  9. The All-New Richard Gere Habitrail Kit
  10. Not just a lump of coal, but a lung cancer diagnosis
  11. Doom, Despair, and two Boxes of Agony.
  12. A DVD twin pack of The Jersey Shore and Keeping up with the Kardashians
  13. A full-volume set of all the Roger Moore James Bond films

I’ll pass; I got nothin’ right now.

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I’ll do one.

Christmas candies and cookies.

  1. Gingerbread men
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
    Check out the nutrition facts for them some time. Are they bad for you, or what?! And yet they taste soooo good.
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
    (To be purchased and served only by grandmothers.)
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
  6. Baskin Robbins Peppermint Ice Cream (w/ bits of peppermint candy)
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
  6. Baskin Robbins Peppermint Ice Cream (w/ bits of peppermint candy)
  7. Sugar plums
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
  6. Baskin Robbins Peppermint Ice Cream (w/ bits of peppermint candy)
  7. Sugar plums
  8. Hershey’s Kisses, in the red and green wraps
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
  6. Baskin Robbins Peppermint Ice Cream (w/ bits of peppermint candy)
  7. Sugar plums
  8. Hershey’s Kisses, in the red and green wraps
  9. Peppermint bark
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
  6. Baskin Robbins Peppermint Ice Cream (w/ bits of peppermint candy)
  7. Sugar plums
  8. Hershey’s Kisses, in the red and green wraps
  9. Peppermint bark
  10. Fruitcake
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
  6. Baskin Robbins Peppermint Ice Cream (w/ bits of peppermint candy)
  7. Sugar plums
  8. Hershey’s Kisses, in the red and green wraps
  9. Peppermint bark
  10. Fruitcake
  11. Shortbread
    Well, for me anyway.
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
  6. Baskin Robbins Peppermint Ice Cream (w/ bits of peppermint candy)
  7. Sugar plums
  8. Hershey’s Kisses, in the red and green wraps
  9. Peppermint bark
  10. Fruitcake
  11. Shortbread
  12. Hollow Chocolate Santas and Snowmen
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Christmas candies and cookies

  1. Gingerbread men
  2. Dansk butter cookies in the metal tin
  3. Candy Canes
  4. Ribbon Candy
  5. Pfeffernüsse
  6. Baskin Robbins Peppermint Ice Cream (w/ bits of peppermint candy)
  7. Sugar plums
  8. Hershey’s Kisses, in the red and green wraps
  9. Peppermint bark
  10. Fruitcake
  11. Shortbread
  12. Hollow Chocolate Santas and Snowmen
  13. Eggnog ice cream

Well, we’ve had actors who’ve played Santa. So let’s go in the opposite direction.

New category: Actors who have played Hitler

  1. Bruno Ganz
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Actors who have played Hitler

  1. Bruno Ganz
  2. Dick Shawn
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Actors who have played Hitler

  1. Bruno Ganz
  2. Dick Shawn
  3. Mel Brooks (To Be or Not to Be)
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Actors who have played Hitler

  1. Bruno Ganz
  2. Dick Shawn
  3. Mel Brooks (To Be or Not to Be)
  4. Anthony Hopkins
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Actors who have played Hitler

  1. Bruno Ganz, Downfall
  2. Dick Shawn, The Producers
  3. Mel Brooks, To Be or Not to Be
  4. Anthony Hopkins, The Bunker
  5. Trey Parker, South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut